As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
It was an utter miricle of astonishment when we found St.Thomas alive. Our antagonists had receeded northward for an unknown reason. Just when we were about to collapse from their constant barrage, a shot of bright white hope shone through the musty air... We just woke up, and they were gone. I was able to study the broken torn limbs of one and they were in fact giant spiders... I hate spiders... Since my youth their oversized freakish mid sections have hautned my dreams... Ohh... the revenge I did owe them. Then again, if it hadn't been for spiders, i would have never learned how to properly run like a schoolgirl.
Our party stood above our dug down position and walked the bloodied field looking for casulties. St.Thomas was there out in the open surviving on the consumption of his chrono compana. We drug him to his feet and propped him against a shattered wall. I wiped the tears and mud from my eyes and was able to grasp a full widescreen view (thx to c4) of our surroundings... There was a POND! Off in the distance I could see it! A spring with what appeared to be a.... half naked dorf?
I ran over to the welcome hydration and dove in head first. I felt a slight tingle sensation but pushed it to the back of my mind as I focused on the weightless boyancy resting my tired muscles. I heard Larielle skipping up behind me and turned around to face her.
"OMG!" she screamed shocked. "What happened to your head?"
I imagined she was referring to the numerous cuts and abrasions, but I peered into the reflective surface anyhow... ... ... ... !! My head! It was huge! This was definitely not just the cause of swelling... The naked dorf began to chuckle as he bathed himself...
"Stranger things have been known to happen around these springs," he informed me.
Moonsentinal, one of our mercenary archers, gait up behind larielle and joined in on the fun:
"Gimmie A "B"... Gimmie An "I"... Gimmie A "G"...
Gimmie A "Head"... What's that spell??
"BIG HEAD," The half naked dorf shouted... I looked over at him and said..
"Well, not in your case..."