Siege tactics by Dr. Suess... err Dog
Of the sieges I am a fan,
I like to play them on a LAN.
I like to play them as an op,
I like to play them while I shop.
PvP happens everywhere,
as Sellip's skirt begins to flare.
Heals are cast now left and right,
Sieges are best when done at night.
The arrows fly and nukes let loose,
I survive by standing as back caboose.
Strom runs up and starts to ****,
O noes he has a daggar at his back.
Whiteleaf saves the day once more,
By putting him down onto the floor.
She casts a spell and sets him to bed,
Then she slices him up with her cold ded lead.
Players move both left and right,
The archers run away and kite.
Golems summon and walls fall down,
the defenders faces sport a frown.
NPC's hide just indside,
caution must the attackers abide.
Then send in an elpy to draw the fire,
This baby's comming down to the wire.
Finally a break is actually caught,
One group is fully dominating the spot.
The rabbit jumps from throat to throat,
Putting the defenders on a mortuary boat.
Death awaits them all with nasty teeth,
Their stars will only shine at NEAF.
I flame them all unto the moon,
And head home tracking like Daniel Boon.
I hope I do not get a ban,
because of sieges I am a fan...