You know you've played too much when...

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you see the soles of a black shoe on the side of the ride and automatically think.... cool.. steel. Gotta pick it up, that's worth 6-7K.
your wet dreams incl. dark elves females in doom heavy...
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your wet dreams incl. dark elves females in doom heavy...




LOL
you start dreaming about being chased by mobs, die and drop your weapon <- happened to me...

you start dreaming about being chased by mobs, die and drop your weapon <- happened to me...



just petition it... you aren't suppose to drop your weapon.


once I was driving to a nearby town... and thought I only had to drive 1/2 way and then I could soe... I actually believed that for like 5 miles untils I realised I was an idiot.
More then once when trying to meet with my frends some where outside and while trying to find them I think about /target name and green dots or the radar..
When you have to pick up food for your pets and look for the baby spice.... "now who makes that again?" :)




Take care
Balis
When your uncle turns 61 and you think "cool, he can use a-grade now"
when you think about pk'n someone whos asleep :eek:

you start dreaming about being chased by mobs, die and drop your weapon <- happened to me...



Was it a Tarbar? I picked one up in one of my dreams XD
When your sitting at your CPU at work and someone calls you and you use your "push to talk" key for Ventrillo to talk to that person on the Phone........
When you try to doubleclick on the car ahead of you to auto follow.
its starts to rain, then you say out loud "WTB umbrella!" and ppl around all look at you @.@...
You tell your friend who calls you to come over that you'll be over as soon as you "equip" your clothes.
You start calling small kids "noobs"

your wet dreams incl. dark elves females in doom heavy...
[i can add more]



Zubei Robes....ummmmmmmm :)

Thats not a sign that you're playing to much, its a sign you're a healthy male. :D

When your sitting at your CPU at work...



Why would you sit on a cpu?
when you see group of young children and think "great, dwarves got new hairstyles" :)
in all seriousness I cannot resist associating age with lvl. Someone I know turned 20, and I immediately thought about D garde, and class tarnsfer quests.

And I have dreamed I was in L2 or was playinng it on several occasions.

I also dropped a train of aggro alligator mobs on my grandma in Florida. In my defense she just turned 81, which is way past the lvl cap, shes a dirty exploiter for sure.
Ye can't play any other game because it cuts into yer grind time. :)
You know you've played too much when: you make this post.
You know you have played too much when you read all of the thread and then add a post without really adding to the contents of the thread. ;)

But I also think my hubby looks like a Orc and RL mate looks just like a bugbear. Also want to know how NCSOFT got ahold of a piccy of my ex to use as a model for the Imp/Vault Guardian/Sin Eater.

Ma
When you're walking around and wish there was a gatekeeper ...

or when you get your paycheque and expect another digit on the end ..

or when you hold off on getting a RL pet because you've already got 3 in the game ...

but the surest sign of too much L2 is when you get withdrawel symptoms after an extended period of your internet going down (a few days).
I've done the push to talk button when on the regular phone.. ha ha. Or when you dream your chasing around your clan leader at a siege trying to heal... heh.

Why would you sit on a cpu?



To see if you can really cook "eggs" with the heat generated by a cpu? Just a guess.
When your looking at a picture then try to pan the camera around to get a better angle, then realize that you can only do that in lineage.

And sigh.... :D
Oh god I do that on my fraps videos a lot now, thanks to the C4 recorder. ARGH I can't change the angle!!
Whats really bad is when your looking at a ingame screenshot, and try to pan....

:)
Or when watching a video you shout to the screen "dammit! HEAL THE TANK HEAL THE TANK YOU NOOB!". Ocassionally; trying to PM at random people that are selling good stuff when you read the shout text on screenies :confused:
You get your Significnt other to play just so that they will get off your back about how much you play , then get jelous cause they are seeming to get to play more than you , so then ya buy anoither 'puter and account and start new toons over just so ya can both play.

Does that count ??
when talking to friends on AIM or any other messanger things and put a @, # or $ in front of what you type
You know you've played too much when...

...ur real Pet starves to death and u wonder why it didnt feed himself although u placed 100 petfood at his dish.

When your uncle turns 61 and you think "cool, he can use a-grade now"



ROFLMAO :D :D :D
When u are looking for the push-to-talk key on a meeting...

When u sit in the office and think 'oh my I wanna SoCH home'...

When u realize that working isn't the same as grinding and you can't buy real money on ebay at a rate of 1 : 1 000 000...

Wehn u think "ok screw you I'm logging out' when u log into lineage...
...when you talk to your significant other over vent, even though they're sitting right next to you :x
-or as mentioned, holding down your push-to-talk key when talking to other people on the phone or in the same room.

...when you look for the evaluate button, when somebody has helped you.

...when you think about how different buffs would help you in real life, namely decrese weight and wind walk when you're out shopping.

This is more sad than funny, though lol
when you get your penicillin prescription renewed and wonder how they got the S grade SS and BgradeSS to mix...

when you dream that someone is quitting the game, and they give you all their stuff including +16 duals, you wake up log in and start asking people with duals if theyre quitting...

when you try to register a cake recipe to your recipebook and it doesnt work.

in all seriousness I cannot resist associating age with lvl. Someone I know turned 20, and I immediately thought about D garde, and class tarnsfer quests.

And I have dreamed I was in L2 or was playinng it on several occasions.

I also dropped a train of aggro alligator mobs on my grandma in Florida. In my defense she just turned 81, which is way past the lvl cap, shes a dirty exploiter for sure.



LOL!

I think I played to much Lineage 2 when I gave my girlfriend a handmade valentine card with a picture of my SK saying.....

"You lightning Struck my Heart!"

/no not really
//I need help
when you get cut of while driving and you just wanna pk them..

when you go out to a club and call the freaky section of the club deathpass..

when you watch football or boxing and think how much hp the players have left...

when you play a huma mage and have dreams of giant spiders killing you =(

when your at work and you wanna remotely connect to your pc just to check if you sold a item..

when you goto a mall and just wanna kick a lil kid and say next time done sit on the steps in giran


in all seriousness I cannot resist associating age with lvl. Someone I know turned 20, and I immediately thought about D garde, and class tarnsfer quests.

And I have dreamed I was in L2 or was playinng it on several occasions.

I also dropped a train of aggro alligator mobs on my grandma in Florida. In my defense she just turned 81, which is way past the lvl cap, shes a dirty exploiter for sure.



LOL!

I think I played to much Lineage 2 when I gave my girlfriend a handmade valentine card with a picture of my SK saying.....

"You lightning Struck my Heart!"

/no not really
//I need help



LOL :D
When you're taking a nap after an extended grind session and your gf/fiance`/S.O. tries to wake you up and you respond with:

"I can't craft THAT! :mad:"

/truestory
When you look at your L2 screenshots and try to move the camera around.
1. You get invited to birthday party or other party, and you start to wonder where the radar and the green dots are so that you can see where the other party members are.

2. You go to town to shop and start to wonder where all the dwarf private stores are.

3. You wonder why ebay can't be implemented into the game, so that you can buy real money for adena. :p

4. You want to buy enchants for your car so that it will be a better car.

5. You see a person sitting down and run over and ask if they need HP or MP.

6. You see a sports event and you are thinking about giving them WW2 so that they can run faster.

All i could think of in a short time. :eek:
You get invited to a party and you make up a lame escuse in order to play som more...

/sad :confused:
you go to your locker at school in the morning and you wonder where you left your brig.

you see a group of chinese kids eating lunch and talking chinese in the cafeteria and wonder if they are the bots you see everyday. they look at you funny when you approach them and say "Rang rang."

you read a financial report stating how a company made a 400 million dollar deal and wonder how they ebayed all that adena, then clue in that its real money and wonder how they sold that much adenas.

you see a pretty woman with a ring and wonder what grade it is. (the ring not the girl, noobs :p)
I posted this in the previous thread but anyway:

I was driving home from work and saw the license plate "PKR4EVR" and thought, "God **** PKers!". :mad:

3. You wonder why ebay can't be implemented into the game, so that you can buy real money for adena. :p



You can :eek:
When your first punch in a bar fight floors your opponent and you look up to see if your red. Then look around for high levels who might take your gear.

Ask your preacher/pastor for a sin eater quest.

Call the guy in the cubical who never seems to look up from his paper work a bot. Then report him to his supervisor for breaking the EULA.

I saw a license plate that said OMGNOOB.
You dream about reading the official message board.

:D

You dream about reading the official message board.

:D


You dream about getting "modded". :o

You get your Significnt other to play just so that they will get off your back about how much you play , then get jelous cause they are seeming to get to play more than you , so then ya buy anoither 'puter and account and start new toons over just so ya can both play.

Does that count ??



This actually happened to me. I got my wife playing about 8 months ago (had to buy a new account, computer and computer desk) and now she's a 60's BD. The other day a good friend of mine pm'd me and said he had a spot open for a high-lvl group, and wanted to know if my wife was available :p.

I often check my rear-view mirror in my car to make sure I'm not being followed by an agro.

You dream about reading the official message board.

:D



Nightmares? :)

Cal
When you go out and first thought is "why nobody has their weapon equiped?"
When someone is being anoying and you think "where is my nuke key?".
When you start definning actions in terms of F1 F6 F2 F3.
When people don't want to go cofee with you and another player because, anyway, you don't make sense.
When [censored] happens in your clan and feel moraly drained.
When you're overloaded with RL stuff and what annoys you is that "-_-, I won't hit my next lvl today"
When little by little your hobbies disappears in favour of online game.
When your blog stays without a single update for 8 monthes because anyway, nobody there plays L2 and they can´t understand what's the importance of finally getting a new weapon.
When you talk about visiting "Talking Island" when you go to near real island.
etc...


when talking to friends on AIM or any other messanger things and put a @, # or $ in front of what you type



Sad! I actually do this, sometimes.
i dont pl2ay too much l2ineage. no no. i am perfectl2y fine.

i think i am pl2aying normal2ly. yes yes very normal2l2y.

keep pl2aying al2l2.
You know you've played too much when...

... you read this entire thread, post by post in desperate hope to find at least one thing, that you did not do already.

Too much Kitten
you try to rez your uncle at his funeral but he won't accept even tho you have 85% rez? :o

/hides
I own a compund bow....when i use it i try and double/stun/burst shot my targets....
it has taken me a few minunts b4 to shoot a **** arrow....F5 ****it...F5
I still think the ultimate test to see that somebody really plays too much is, when you tell him a joke and he actually SAYS "LOL" instead of laughing.

I still think the ultimate test to see that somebody really plays too much is, when you tell him a joke and he actually SAYS "LOL" instead of laughing.



I actually know alot of people who do that :eek:
When you leave work to go to lunch and you tell the receptionist that you are AFK....

I still think the ultimate test to see that somebody really plays too much is, when you tell him a joke and he actually SAYS "LOL" instead of laughing.



hey! =p I do that.. no good at all O_x
you have to call 911 to help you get out of your chair

you have to call 911 to help you get out of your chair


It's worse when you can swear that the 911 operator ends the call by saying "Thanks for playing Lineage 2".
You know you've played too much when...

--> You realize that most of your clannies have left the game and you say to yourself -- "what? It's only been six years!" ;)

--> You add up the hours you play each week and the number is higher than your full-time job or your sleep time. :p

LOL!

I think I played to much Lineage 2 when I gave my girlfriend a handmade valentine card with a picture of my SK saying.....

"You lightning Struck my Heart!"

/no not really
//I need help

What about if you get 6 fish...and a trident so she can get a buffalo? (one is RL, one isn't, can you tell which one?)
...oh, and you know she's played too much when she thinks it was a cute idea.
Greetings,


You know you've played too much when...

... you read this entire thread, post by post in desperate hope to find at least one thing, that you did not do already.

Too much Kitten



You're too much honey.

I know I've played too much when I see some idiotic post and hit the F2 key(shorcut for deadly blow).

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

When you realize for the length of time that you have been playing L2 this is at least the third (if not more) time you have seen a 'You know you play to much if....' post...

And yes... I've done the push to talk thing at work..

A friend of mine got woken up by the door bell from a deep sleep and ended up telling the person at the door to 'hurry up I've got a party waiting for me!!!'
When you ask people for adena instead of real money =p
When you look at your dog's collar sitting by the bathroom door, cos you took it off to bathe him, and think, I must put that back on or I wont be able to summon him

arhghghghh

When your uncle turns 61 and you think "cool, he can use a-grade now"



This one made me laugh outloud!
You know you've been playing too long when:
1) As you take care of your baby (feed, clothe and play with her), you refere to that as "Power Leveling".
2) You call the "intimate" moments with your wife "grinding".
....when you get into a fight and then go hide in the mountains, lest his friends come after you to get your clothes.
when you log into the message board....and still see this thread after 2 weeks
If you do this:

Date: Sat Feb 25 06:05:13 2006
Subject: Shop Break & Enters
From: Duty Inspector

-----BEGIN MD5 -----------------------------------

-----------------------------------------------------------------
CITYBEAT - CITY OF CALGARY PRESS RELEASE
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City Police were kept busy in District 3 in the early morning
hours of February 25th, 2006, after a rash of break-in's at 6
different commercial premises. Unknown culprits drove a
vehicle through the front glass doors of two convenience
stores, two video games stores, a liquor store, and a motor
cycle shop. The offences all occurred within 25 minutes, and
officers were on scene within minutes, however the culprits
had fled prior to police arriving.

While one store was located on Northmount Drive N.W., the
other five stores were all around 16 Ave. between 4 St. N.W.
& Edmonton Trail N.E. The damage to these premises is
estimated between $5,000.00 - 10,000.00 dollars at each
location.

While it is believed video games were taken from one
location, it appeared that the offenders did not exit their
vehicle at the other locations, and simply drove into the
stores causing extensive damage, then drove away to their
next targeted location.

Calgary Police believe the offenders used a stolen vehicle to
commit these crimes, possibly a red or dark blue Dodge
Caravan. The vehicle would have extensive damage due to
debris left behind at the scenes.
PersonA: Want to go to that new drive-though video-game store?

PersonB: Drive-through video game store? I didn't know they had those...

PersonA: They will when we get there...don't worry, I've got a five-finger discount. :D




Seriously though, that is some messed-up stuff right there.

PersonA: Want to go to that new drive-though video-game store?

PersonB: Drive-through video game store? I didn't know they had those...

PersonA: They will when we get there...don't worry, I've got a five-finger discount. :D




Seriously though, that is some messed-up stuff right there.


And they left the booze!!!! :mad:

Perp 1: Hey man, lets load up on booze now that we've crashed throught the front of the store.
Perp 2: Nah man, I always OE too much when I drink.
Perp 1: Good point. *puts down bottles of Jose Cuervo*
You get stung on the head by a wasp and while running away you think..I need more Pdef, that really hurt my HP.

you start dreaming about being chased by mobs, die and drop your weapon <- happened to me...



happened to me..doing the sin eater quest today :)
U Know u played to much when u start wondering why ur Mom never get's a **** chat ban!
when you go to a museum and wonder how hard it was to get the guards to drop their armor.
when in the desert you see the dead bones of some animal and think "Wow, someone didn't rez their pet in time."


I still think the ultimate test to see that somebody really plays too much is, when you tell him a joke and he actually SAYS "LOL" instead of laughing.



I actually know alot of people who do that :eek:


guilty lol
When you see "SE" on the back of a car, roll down your windshield and ask for buffs.

When you see "SE" on the back of a car, roll down your windshield and ask for buffs.



You can roll down your windsheild?? @.o;'
Who the heck does half of these things, some are just insane. The only thing ive 'almost' done was say 'lol' out loud, but then i relised wtf you doing and changed it to, lo...ve the new curtains.


When you see "SE" on the back of a car, roll down your windshield and ask for buffs.



You can roll down your windsheild?? @.o;'

ummm.....

yes?

When your looking at a picture then try to pan the camera around to get a better angle, then realize that you can only do that in lineage.

And sigh.... :D



LOL I find myself trying to do this all the time.


When your looking at a picture then try to pan the camera around to get a better angle, then realize that you can only do that in lineage.

And sigh.... :D



LOL I find myself trying to do this all the time.



Also guilty as charged. The worst is when it's an L2 screenshot and it actually takes 3-4 tries before it sinks in...Oh, it's just s screenshot, duh.
You try to stop a pair of couple fighting each other with AoE sleep. :confused:


you start dreaming about being chased by mobs, die and drop your weapon <- happened to me...



happened to me..doing the sin eater quest today :)



i know this thread is funny sh*t but when u dream it is wut u were last thinking before u fell asleep so really it isnt u paly to much so u dream about it its that u are thinking of it 24/7
when you type an English paper for your semester grade in college with a pass or fail semester on the line and you get it for typing computer lingo , saying - u , wut/wat , r , lol , rofl , lmao , noob , ETC...


Happened to me lol COMPUTER GAMES!!!
You know youve played L2 to much when you bring back a thread thats been dead for 20 days...
My boyfriend in device testing department was reporting bug on printing device with Sudoku game implemented in it:
"if you print lvl 'devil'..."
his boss: "You made typo mistake there"
He was staring on it for good few minutes, completely clueless where the hell the mistake is.

Worse thing is ... when he told me that, I could not find that typo too...
when you tell the unit secratary you're going outside to smoke for 1/2 of a buff round (10 minutes). No I don't smoke but smokers seem to get more breaks. When they smoke they round up everyone who wants to go smoke. Also there's a certain **** "tail" that goes out... HI HONEY!!! (if you're reading this).

My boyfriend in device testing department was reporting bug on printing device with Sudoku game implemented in it:
"if you print lvl 'devil'..."
his boss: "You made typo mistake there"
He was staring on it for good few minutes, completely clueless where the hell the mistake is.

Worse thing is ... when he told me that, I could not find that typo too...



hmmm.....

If you print lvl 'devil'
if you print lvl 'Devil'
if you print lvl "devil"
if you print lvl "Devil"
if you print level 'devil'
If you print level "Devil"
If you print like a devil?