I had flown into Seattle from my vacation in Ireland and was having a beer and playing RF Online, wrapping up the last few hours of beta before the retail release.
I was saving the world from complete and total annihilation.
The legions of red army ants had finally come together to form what we like to call "operation antz in ma pants". They formed 3 batallions in arazonia before marching northward. We finally met them at the boarder of Colorado and barely made it out with our lives. We dropped the redundant monty python foot upon their leadership and finished off the millions of soldiers with our bare hands. If it hadn't been for chuck noris's help, I would not be here today to recount this extrodinary tale.