The Orange is the noblesse of Fish (Common craft)

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Greetings,

*Puts on +3 cap of fishing(30% bait loss reduction)*

*Grabs a Dion black beer from the beer chest*

I'll tell ya folks. I've seen many o' fish around these parts, I've fished from talking Island to the Goddard hotsprings, and there ain't no more noble fish than the orange ones.

The small ones, when you gut them, give ya double low level mats. My wife likes the Ugly for the scales. My other wife likes the fat ones, for the bones. I personally enjoy the nimbles ones, for their very high conversion rate and chance to get 2 fish gems per catch.

By the way, my wifes crafts potions, while my other wife crafts dyes. I'm where the big money is, in the fish gems.

But Ahhhhhhh, the noblesse comes from diversity. And the Orange fish distinguishes itself it that perticular field. You see, the small orange set of fish will yeild you the lower level mats, while the orange and Big orange sets will give you the higher level mats (Shinny stuff).

People are so [censored] up with the fishing system, the prices are all out of whack.

The swift attack of balance is invisible to the naked eye, but very perceptible to the philosophical one.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil





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Pwned again! :)


My wife likes the Ugly for the scales. My other wife likes the fat ones, for the bones. I personally enjoy the nimbles ones, for their very high conversion rate and chance to get 2 fish gems per catch.

By the way, my wifes crafts potions, while my other wife crafts dyes. I'm where the big money is, in the fish gems.




O_O :eek:
Greetings,



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Pwned again! :)



Whatever. She's got one o' those hammers.

Muahhahahahahahahahahahhaha !

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil




My wife likes the Ugly for the scales. My other wife likes the fat ones, for the bones. I personally enjoy the nimbles ones, for their very high conversion rate and chance to get 2 fish gems per catch.

By the way, my wifes crafts potions, while my other wife crafts dyes. I'm where the big money is, in the fish gems.




O_O :eek:


He calls his left hand his wife and his right hand his other wife.
Greetings,





My wife likes the Ugly for the scales. My other wife likes the fat ones, for the bones. I personally enjoy the nimbles ones, for their very high conversion rate and chance to get 2 fish gems per catch.

By the way, my wifes crafts potions, while my other wife crafts dyes. I'm where the big money is, in the fish gems.




O_O :eek:


He calls his left hand his wife and his right hand his other wife.



Hahahahahahahhaha ! This is what is called a girl teaser.

I've had a few board wives... Karashanna, KariTR... Also had a few flings, but that's not really appropriate to talk about.

SirE you're an idiot. I call my hands microphones. YEAH. You wanna speak in the microphone ?

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil


SirE you're an idiot. I call my hands microphones. YEAH. You wanna speak in the microphone ?



Joe Dirt: You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

In other words, "Talk to the hand!"
Greetings,

You're pretty good.

Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these [censored] animals?
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

Sorry, no one's allowed to question the masks. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/darkmotion/cb-masks.gif)

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Greetings,



O_O :eek:



More cheating. You see, when you get the message that fish is bitting your line, you can make your move right away.

It's basically a crap shoot, but I get good results will a pull with no SS. If it succeeds, and usually does, I know the fish is idle and should be ready to pull again. If I fail, it means the fish in pulling, and most probably will be when the blue bar appears, so I hit the SS button and reel.

This gives you a jump start on your fish, and keeps fishing exciting...

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil