AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!

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Greetings,

And now a word from the President of the Giran Fishing club :

Spoilmotion the Unholy (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/darkmotion/presidentfishingclub.jpg)

Ahoy ! Ahoy ! Mates.

I just got my "President of the club" Eye Patch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_patch) , and was surprised to see the results. First of all, the conversion rates are MUCH better while wearing the patch (so while gutting fish, make sure to close one of your eyes). Seriously, conversion rates went from 50-60% to 75-80%. MUCH more booty ! Arrrrrr !

Also, I don't fish any more mobs. Well, almost none. dropped from 5% to like 1%. I guess mobs are scarred of the eyespatch, eh mates ?

I don't lose as many lures. Lure loss down from 10% to about 5%. You can fish longer in the same spot before you start losing lures consistantly. *grumbles*

It's also very fashionable, people are attracted to you like flies when you wear one of these babies.

That is all. I will leave you with the first article of the Pirate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate) code :

I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity (no uncommon thing among them) makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a retrenchment.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

nice, gratz DM ^-^

You know what clanhall gives the eyepatch recipe?
Personally i hate the eye patch, almost as much as i hate fishing, i never know when to pull it, yank it, tugg it or what ever. Cant i just get a spear and dive in and catch em that way :confused: ?

i never know when to pull it, yank it, tugg it or what ever.



It is best to do it when you are a lone and never in public...


DM what lvl fishing gets you the most fish gems?
Greetings,



You know what clanhall gives the eyepatch recipe?



No. You might want to ask Tokara tho. I'm pretty sure most of the clan halls can produce it.

He told me it costs 110K to buy it from clan hall.

Oh, and SPS, it's really easy. Keep an eye on the blue bar (fish health). If it's idle, you pump. If it's gaining health, then you reel. Make sure to use fishing shots for best results.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil


First of all, the conversation rates are MUCH better while wearing the patch


I would imagine that since they are still somewhat rare that they would be good conversation starters. :)
I had my patch a week into C4. :cool:
Greetings,



DM what lvl fishing gets you the most fish gems?



Fishing skill level 14. You get two sets of fish that pay in gems (2 at a time), Big Yellow nimble and small Orange nimble.

Also you got the Orange set that gives 2 shinny fish gems per Orange nimble.

So you keep the 2/1 fish gems/shinny fish gem ratio to craft an item. 300 gems and 150 shinny needed.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Well, I'll be a sonuva... Isn't that the biggest eye patch you've ever seen? O.O

Congrats on your catch, DM. A pity there ain't many people who use the Talking Island boat anymore. Could have been a fine target, no? :p

Greetings,



DM what lvl fishing gets you the most fish gems?



Fishing skill level 14. You get two sets of fish that pay in gems (2 at a time), Big Yellow nimble and small Orange nimble.

Also you got the Orange set that gives 2 shinny fish gems per Orange nimble.

So you keep the 2/1 fish gems/shinny fish gem ratio to craft an item. 300 gems and 150 shinny needed.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil





thanks much! :) that is exactly where my fishing skills are! wow I guess I got lucky I stopped when I did. :)

The bait to catch 'fast' fish is what catches the nimble ones right? I'll prolly start fishing more than 20 min a day now that I know I'm on the right track. :)
lies, ****ed lies, and daily fishing reports :p
Greetings,



First of all, the conversation rates are MUCH better while wearing the patch


I would imagine that since they are still somewhat rare that they would be good conversation starters. :)



Hahahahahahahhahahaha ! Quel lapsus !

I corrected it. ROFL, you get a **** cookie, mate.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil


Greetings,



First of all, the conversation rates are MUCH better while wearing the patch


I would imagine that since they are still somewhat rare that they would be good conversation starters. :)



Hahahahahahahhahahaha ! Quel lapsus !

I corrected it. ROFL, you get a **** cookie, mate.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil




Haha, cool. Though if I had two eye patches I'd put them on my DE chick. Guess where?
I got the recipe from our gludio clan hall.. had to ask someone in CoreI to go buy it for me :S

Darkmotion is now wearing something I crafted!!! mwhahahaha.

keep fishing^^
Gludin Clan Hall produces pirate eye patch recipe. I have been known to make stops in town selling them to honorable players at cost.

Greetings,



First of all, the conversation rates are MUCH better while wearing the patch


I would imagine that since they are still somewhat rare that they would be good conversation starters. :)



Hahahahahahahhahahaha ! Quel lapsus !

I corrected it. ROFL, you get a **** cookie, mate.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil





Parlay!!! I demand Parlay!

:P
Greetings,


Parlay!!! I demand Parlay!

:P



Lapsus. (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapsus)

It's a lapsus calami or "slip of the pen". It's writting one word that resembles the obvious word you were trying to write.

What makes it funny is that both words work in that sentence.

Freud saw in the lapsus the emergence of unconscious desires.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil


Greetings,


Parlay!!! I demand Parlay!

:P



Lapsus. (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapsus)

It's a lapsus calami or "slip of the pen". It's writting one word that resembles the obvious word you were trying to write.

What makes it funny is that both words work in that sentence.

Freud saw in the lapsus the emergence of unconscious desires.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil






ELIZABETH: Parlay! I invoke the right of parlay! According to the Code of the Brethern, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you must take me to your Captain!

ELIZABETH: If an adversary demands parlay, you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete.

********

o.O

Arrrrrrgh


Take care
Balis
Greetings,



Parlay!!! I demand Parlay!

:P



Sorry, I translated this to french as Parlez.

Parlez !!! Je demande que vous parliez !
Speak !!! I demand that you speak !

But I will grant you parlay. No harm can be done to you for speaking your mind. The lapsus calami reveals your true feelings, it surpasses your internal "censor" or " Surmoi (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surmoi) ".

So I like conversations. Call the press !!!! Oh no wait, maybe you should put it in the newsletter. ROFL.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil



Parlez !!! Je demande que vous parliez !



Elizabeth: I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Did you hear about the new Pirate movie?

its Rated ARRRRRRRRRRR
Greetings,

Montjoie (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyeuse_(%C3%A9p%C3%A9e)) ! Saint-Denis (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_de_Paris) ! Que trépasse si je faiblit !




Parlez !!! Je demande que vous parliez !



Elizabeth: I'm not entirely sure that I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.



I'm not entirely sure at this point if I should teach you or kill you.

Filou ! I am the captain of this boat !

III. No person to game at cards or dice for money.

No dice, I said.

IV. The lights and candles to be put out at eight o'clock at night: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck; [which Roberts believed would give a check to their debauches, for he was a sober man himself, but found at length , that all his endeavours to put an end to this debauch proved ineffectual.]

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Ok as the captain of captains, fishiest smelly of the fishiest, I motion that you petition that they allow us to enchant our fishing rods because right now you can't do it. The blue glow should attract more fish even if it doesn't improve the damage.
now this is a good idea.

+16 fishing rod ftw!
Greetings,

I agree. Good idea indeed.

They could make Enchant rod D-S scrolls. I agree it doesn'T really matter about damage. But the glowy effect would be nice for "master fishermen"...

They could have the enchant scrolls drop from the fish, so you could actually fish with the faith that you COULD score a Big Fish...

All sorts of other fishing gear would be welcome. Fishing hat, fishing gloves, hell even a fishing suit. But the NEXT thing they have to add, is personnal boats !!!

The could act as pets do, and you could "mount" them in the water. This would allow for deep sea fishing, where all the recipes for common craft items are...

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

I'm thinkin we'll get stogies & beer introduced for fishers.

That Rusty guy appears to have a penchant for the evil weed.
lolol hey elf, look at my big red rod.

lets fish for a while, i have tadpole lures and im lookin for pearls.
Greetings,

ROFL. I agree with wyzeguy. Some kind of alcoholic beverage (preferably Dion black beer) is a must when you fish. It could give adverse effects on fighting, but increase say your rate of conversion...

Oh, and yes, more types of lures. I think the mobs should drop special bait, bait you could use to generate more treasure.

The chests should not have the same loot tables as fish and should drop MUCH better stuff than just oils of POCF. Something like a stone of purity, or a thon, etc...

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

I want to go aoe fishing. WTB dynamite. Watch out for the critical fumble where you blow yourself out of the water instead of the fish.

I want to go aoe fishing. WTB dynamite.


Dupont Lures™ FTW!

I want to go aoe fishing. WTB dynamite. Watch out for the critical fumble where you blow yourself out of the water instead of the fish.



You know you're a redneck when....... o.O

:P