SURPRISE ! Dwarf magic...

Greetings,

One thing I find myself lacking with L2 is an element of surprise.

Let's take events for example. Your events look like surprises in cereal boxes. When you read the cereal box, it says : "Surprise ! <description of item>". That's not a surprise ! You just told me before I bought the **** cereal box what I would get.

You want a surprise in a cereal box ?

Let's say you open a box of mini-wheats, but there are no mini-wheats in there, just one big wheat.

Let's say you open a box of Alpha bits, you find only G's.

Now THAT'S a surprise. wich brings me to dwarf magic.

We got some kind of useless crafting (oh wait, common crafting) for all other classes, so why not give magic to the dwarves ?

The magic of the dwarves would be useless (kinda like common crafting) but would be fun nonetheless. Here is an example :

You know the Grandis mob ? Sometimes it casts a spell that makes him even bigger (Giant spell). That's a spell that could be used by dwarves to increase the size of a target.

- Curse of the lake ghost spell (Big head).

- Temp squeaky shoes effect spell.

- Turn pet into elpy spell.

Useless spells would be fun as it gives way for harmless mischief, and will contribute to more people flagging. You could go purple as you cast this type of spell.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Sure, but the only place you can get the required spell books would be from a clan hall that you purchase for 800M and then the books would still cost you 500K.

That is if you still want to compare it to the common craft deal.

I WANT.

And I shall use my new skills to turn PavlosDog into an Elpy. Thanks!

Cal

Yeah, major dissapointing the craft common skills has become.

But the idea of making an event where people can learn a weird spell like one of those...... Now that would be fun. Would be nice for the april fools event!

And dwarves doing magic. Well every dwarf reaching level 75 will subclass as a nuker anyway. You can't be sure these days that what you see is what you get.

what if the dwarf used the pet into elpy spell on its own golem?

fire breathing elpy FTW!!

i want a spell thats even more useless and contributes to purplepeopleness; the "insert chrono weapon sfx on player weapon" spell.

Chrono Dragonslayer FTW!!!!

I WANT.

And I shall use my new skills to turn PavlosDog into an Elpy. Thanks!

Cal

I could still 1 shot ya!!! :)

Let's say you open a box of Alpha bits, you find only G's.

Strange, my Alpha-bits only had O's. But it did spell "OOOOOOOO".

Let's say you open a box of Alpha bits, you find only G's.

Strange, my Alpha-bits only had O's. But it did spell "OOOOOOOO".



Peter those are cheerios .....

That has to be the funniest reply I have seen on these boards.

Thank you veru much.

Cheerios.... :eek:

Let's say you open a box of Alpha bits, you find only G's.

Strange, my Alpha-bits only had O's. But it did spell "OOOOOOOO".



Peter those are cheerios .....



that actually made me fall out of my chair.

Greetings,

Let's say you open a box of Alpha bits, you find only G's.

Strange, my Alpha-bits only had O's. But it did spell "OOOOOOOO".



Peter those are cheerios .....



that actually made me fall out of my chair.



ROFL, funniest thing I've read on the web this week. Gratz !

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

wrong forum

Greetings,

wrong forum

Hmmmm, no. You just can't see past the first degree.

It's a mix of a game suggestion, a critic about common crafting, and a surprise to make it sweet.

You're complaining that you can't see the forest because the **** trees are blocking your view.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Greetings,

wrong forum

Hmmmm, no. You just can't see past the first degree.

It's a mix of a game suggestion, a critic about common crafting, and a surprise to make it sweet.

You're complaining that you can't see the forest because the **** trees are blocking your view.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil





no i'm just complaining cause i'm bored

Actually, it sounds like a Game Suggestion to me.

But you guys did provide another example of SirElrohir recyclying a Family Guy joke onto the boards followed by immediate **********ing from the Forum Friends (TM).

When someone tries to sneek up on you and and try and kill you, but after 10min are still nuking away at your CP and have 400cp pots still, thats always a surprise because they have run out of mana and end up Bsoe out.

Also walking around in heavy armor then switching so robes and you start nuking as a dwarf/sps, thats a surprise too!

that's a surprise but you start nuking with couple hundred mp less.

Maybe you should do your research on Dwarves..

Dwarves as a rule don't believe in magic, they just consider it foolish trickery and dont trust it - preferring to rely on solid scientific and practical solutions.

Dwarves and magic are a no-go.

How about this, big stinky **** that makes all players in area turn green and mobs run away in disgust.

Stench Cloud:
Desc: Releases a vile toxic cloud around target causing all PCs and NPCs to run away in a noxious fit of uncontrollable wretching. Causes PCs and NPCs to slowly lose HP and accuracy for a temporary time.

Strange, my Alpha-bits only had O's. But it did spell "OOOOOOOO".

"O", "O", "O", you know what I'm talking about...

(Sorry, too much Office Space on the board lately)