i can die happy now (pun intended)

This morning I heard a shout conversation in gludin that had me laughing out loud. One of those "i've finally lived long enough to" moments we all have.
A serial pk'er--self disclosed--was talking to another player in general shout.
The conversation went like this:
Pker: 'hey--wait'
Other guy: 'ur red'
Pker: 'yeah--but i'm not a threat to u atm'
Other guy: 'so.....'
Pker: 'hey look-i played this toon a long time ago and he has a BAD past....i'm trying to work off karma here'
Other guy: 'okay....and?'
Pker: 'i'm just trying to accomplish something and restart this guy on this server'
Other guy: 'sure.....'
Pker: 'so plz don't kill me...i'm not hurting anybody...'

I gotta tell you I was lmao. I've finally lived long enough IG to hear a pk'er worry about getting killed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I couldn't resist jumping into conversation:
Me: 'let me ask you something..how many of your toon's kills were pvp and how many did you just slaughter that were trying to level up and accomplish something and didn't fight back?'
Pk'er: I killed 18. 7 or so were pvp though.
Me: 'So 11 people were trying to do other stuff and u killed them anyway.'
Pk'er: 'Yeah--but that was before...i want to resurrect this toon legitimately NOW'
Me: 'Sucks doesn't it. Sounds like ur fair game to me'
Pk'er: 'listen mister.....i'm trying to accomplish something good here'

I haven't exactly quoted here but I got the essence of the conversation. What a wonderful few moments of game play I had today. I'm not a pvp guy so I'll admit I'm not a fan of griefers who kill others for sport (but recognize it's part of game). This was a good day....a terrifying "pk'er" begging to be left alone. Thank you God!
This is only second to a dwarf buddy slaughtering a pk'er on Windy Hill Tuesday night......lmao...a dwarf! HAHAHAHAHA

Now if a dark elf girl in s&m gear would just ask me out I could die happy! :)

Sounds like HKProtoss. He's always using that same line of BS when theres people around that CAN kill him.

Sounds like someone just "aquired" a previously used account... :eek:

You know, SirE, I hadn't thought of that. That may be. The pk'er was later asking if anyone could loan him a weapon so he could defend himself...commenting "DE's aren't crap without a weapon".
Perhaps he bought an account 'stripped' even of basics.
You could be right--which WOULD lessen my mirth quite a bit :(

Karma's a -_- (pun intended) ^^

hkprotoss was mad crazy in ob-c1.
He 2 shotted me in that invincible/forsaken brawl in c1.

There was literally a moshpit of 100+ people and he chooses to shoot some random AW.... What are the chances.