Are you a scout ? (Green name)

Greetings,

Are you an Eagle Scout (http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_63.php) in game ?

Sometimes I see myself doing horrible helpfull things for people (in game, on the boards, in RL). It's the bane of the Devil, he is an angel in his heart, but was banned for his consistent search of power.

Of course, I have a juicy example to clearly demonstrate what I am talking about...

I was at the local magic shop to buy some potions and the lady just in front of me was 10 adena short to buy what she needed. I promptly offered to pay the 10 adena, the shopkeeper refused, it was ok. The lady thanked both the shopkeeper and myself.

Were you a scout when you were young ? The shopkeeper asks me (oh, did I forget to mention she was a hot number ?).

Hmmmmmm, no, not really.

Well, you've got the skills, you could have been one, always ready. She replied with a smile.

Hey, would you like to go out one night soon ?

Hmmm, well, yes, yes sure !

How about friday ?

Looks good, but you know I have this dwarf...

No problem, we can get a light elf sitter. I'll be glad to pay half with you.

There is the scout again...

I could feel the name above my head get greener.

Ruby Rhod: [N]ow it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big world?
Korben Dallas: Thrilled.

Green green, super green.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Super green, DM. Wonderful post.

Greetings,

Super green, DM. Wonderful post.

Well then is a student that is really is interested in the subject...


I had been watching this woman, for a long long time...

I see you have the ring to decode the posts... What a pleasure.

Nice to see you.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Well... it would for sure be boring if I'd suddently understand all of DM's crytic posts... I'm gonna pass on this one. :confused:

Cal

Greetings,

Super green, DM. Wonderful post.

I had been watching this woman, for a long long time...




Most courts call that stalking.

Course, that's only if you get turned in...

You dare leave me for another woman? A SHOPKEEPER?????????? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

signed
a menstrual HotPotato

Greetings,

Are you an Eagle Scout (http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_63.php) in game ?

I think half of me is the complete opposite of this... The other half doesn't know. :eek:

I think half of me is the complete opposite of this... The other half doesn't know.

Hrm you forget the other half that doesn't know what to do with your 2 other halves. I guess you can call it a third but who's counting after you get past 1.

I may have been a lot of things but I was never a Boy Scout (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/jfencl/Miscellaneous/L2%20shots/7c1448bd.jpg). :p

Greetings,

Most courts call that stalking.

Course, that's only if you get turned in...

Most dogs call that hunting.

You see, the thing about cats and dogs is the dog has to get the cat to want him to chase her around.

Seduction is a political hunt. I say political because you don't get to litteraly eat your cat when you catch it (unless you're a canibal but that's another story alltogether).

*BARK* *WOOF* Good dog.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Greetings,

Are you an Eagle Scout (http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_63.php) in game ?

Sometimes I see myself doing horrible helpfull things for people (in game, on the boards, in RL). It's the bane of the Devil, he is an angel in his heart, but was banned for his consistent search of power.

Of course, I have a juicy example to clearly demonstrate what I am talking about...

I was at the local magic shop to buy some potions and the lady just in front of me was 10 adena short to buy what she needed. I promptly offered to pay the 10 adena, the shopkeeper refused, it was ok. The lady thanked both the shopkeeper and myself.

Were you a scout when you were young ? The shopkeeper asks me (oh, did I forget to mention she was a hot number ?).

Hmmmmmm, no, not really.

Well, you've got the skills, you could have been one, always ready. She replied with a smile.

Hey, would you like to go out one night soon ?

Hmmm, well, yes, yes sure !

How about friday ?

Looks good, but you know I have this dwarf...

No problem, we can get a light elf sitter. I'll be glad to pay half with you.

There is the scout again...

I could feel the name above my head get greener.

Ruby Rhod: [N]ow it's time for Korben to say the word of the day. So, tell me, my man, you happy here on the big world?
Korben Dallas: Thrilled.

Green green, super green.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Seriously seek professional help!

Seriously seek professional help!

Should I be frightened that I understand it? :eek:

Somehow I see myself as the Newbie. and SirE, you're the Evil Clown.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

I find that while most dogs enjoy the hunt, it is the cat that truly finds the thrill of the chase. Most cats also tend to have at least two ways out of things.

Of course, as was once said in a fable:

A Fox was boasting to a Cat of its clever devices for escaping its enemies. "I have a whole bag of tricks," he said, "which contains a hundred ways of escaping my enemies."

"I have only one," said the Cat; "but I can generally manage with that." Just at that moment they heard the cry of a pack of hounds coming towards them, and the Cat immediately scampered up a tree and hid herself in the boughs. "This is my plan," said the Cat. "What are you going to do?" The Fox thought first of one way, then of another, and while he was debating the hounds came nearer and nearer, and at last the Fox in his confusion was caught up by the hounds and soon killed by the huntsmen. Miss Puss, who had been looking on, said:

"Better one safe way than a hundred on which
you cannot reckon."

So let me get this straight....

You tried to pick up a NPC chic! Did it work? ;)

Are you human?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

Greetings,

You tried to pick up a NPC chic! Did it work? ;)

Well, I'll tell you friday.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

My Dark, you are a randy one! :p

The reason i ask is, i got this one orc hotty on erica giving me the eye.

At first i just thought it was my imagination, but she'd been giving me a ;) here and a ;) there. Then we started to bump into each other coming in and out of town....

Greetings,

My Dark, you are a randy one! :p

*winks*

You know I'll admit I had to look that one up, but upon reading the definition, I thought it was right on the money...

This reminds me of a funny story when I was a kid...

My cousin (was like 5 at the time) got a donkey plush toy ("toutou" in french). Notice how a donkey has no horns, but had a puff of black hair on its head. So my cousin was loving the donkey and made two horns out of the puff of hair.

So his mom comes to him and says : So, did you name your donkey ?

So my cousin hold the toy up as if the donkey was speaking, and replied : "Hi, I'm ***** !"

I didn't get the joke at the time, but all the adults cracked up on the spot...

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Greetings,

My Dark, you are a randy one! :p

*winks*

You know I'll admit I had to look that one up, but upon reading the definition, I thought it was right on the money...

This reminds me of a funny story when I was a kid...

My cousin (was like 5 at the time) got a donkey plush toy ("toutou" in french). Notice how a donkey has no horns, but had a puff of black hair on its head. So my cousin was loving the donkey and made two horns out of the puff of hair.

So his mom comes to him and says : So, did you name your donkey ?

So my cousin hold the toy up as if the donkey was speaking, and replied : "Hi, I'm ***** !"

I didn't get the joke at the time, but all the adults cracked up on the spot...

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil





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I laughed for MINUTES reading that. thats was awesome DM.

youre gettin better at the one-liners.