Please be on the lookout for suit papers from my office. When the process server comes to your home, please be kind and accept the suit papers without incident. Your incessant theivery of thaDarkness' namesake, trademarks, trade names, and rituals (re: kitty killing) will no longer be tolerated. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.
Signed,
Plague30
General Counsel of thaDarkness Clan
Please be on the lookout for suit papers from my office. When the process server comes to your home, please be kind and accept the suit papers without incident. Your incessant theivery of thaDarkness' namesake, trademarks, trade names, and rituals (re: kitty killing) will no longer be tolerated. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.
Signed,
Plague30
General Counsel of thaDarkness Clan
Kindly note the returned documents, as well as the addendum stating the lack of trademark reference, as well as the noted difference between "thaDarkness" and "EchoesofDarkness".
They are clearly two separate entities, and given the logo branding on both the alliance and clan level, as well as the theme difference (PVP "we gank joo" vs RP) and the power-base difference (How is it up there? Looks... complicated), and it is highly unlikely the two entities could be confused.
However, just in case, please note the attached trademark declaration, filed today with the international patent office of Elmoreaden, stating a claim on the moniker "EchoesOfDarkness" and all identity related branding.
Should you have any questions, feel free to contact my attourney at 1-555-386-3373 (1-555-DUN-CARE).
Thank you, and have a nice day.
(Have a nice day trademarked by Darkmotion and used without permission)
While you're at it Plague, I'd like to file a class action suit against Olorae for discrimination against human males.
Hi evil one. =)
File away. You'll need to find proof, given that I do employ human males in various occupations. It is not illegal that I do not favor them in my personal life.
Kindly note the returned documents, as well as the addendum stating the lack of trademark reference, as well as the noted difference between "thaDarkness" and "EchoesofDarkness".
They are clearly two separate entities, and given the logo branding on both the alliance and clan level, as well as the theme difference (PVP "we gank joo" vs RP) and the power-base difference (How is it up there? Looks... complicated), and it is highly unlikely the two entities could be confused.
However, just in case, please note the attached trademark declaration, filed today with the international patent office of Elmoreaden, stating a claim on the moniker "EchoesOfDarkness" and all identity related branding.
Should you have any questions, feel free to contact my attourney at 1-555-386-3373 (1-555-DUN-CARE).
Thank you, and have a nice day.
(Have a nice day trademarked by Darkmotion and used without permission)
Please be advised that your use of the "Darkness" namesake is in violation of Chapter 356 of the Lanham Act. As you know, NCNA's proprietary engine is governed by the laws of the United States, including the Lanham Act and the various patent statutes, all of which your organization's actions are in violation of. We are not alleging that your "EchoesofDarkness" will likely be confused with "thaDarkness." Our position is that you are using that which is associated with the clan "Darkness" (i.e., pain, destruction, uninhibited pvp, Sandron, more pain, blood, death, Xiro, pain, mage crits, lvl 12 crystals, death and pain) to further your organization's goals. This is unacceptable. Therefore, you will be punished via in-court or in-game actions. Have a nice day and I look forward to entertaining your settlement offer in lieu of ugly (and painful) litigation.
It's all just a ploy to hide her true personal favorite....light elf males. At least that's my take on it. :eek:
Ew, no!
I mean, I like my girls to at least have something in their blouse.
Denile. It's ok Olo. It won't make you any less evil to show your true passion for light elf guys. But, if it'll make you feel better I won't tell anyone my theories.
Oh great ... now you guys made all my co-workers look at me even WEIRDER. And I snorted my gum.... I'm sending my kitty after you Olo... just wait ... no matter what side of the seige field I see you on.
Even if I do sport the **** hairstyle of L2. Rat-tail FTW!
First I gotta make nice to my kitty. Narci abused him at Innadril yesterday. He's been pouting. Actually I think both our kitties disappeared together behind a rock for a while there ... odd that. I specifically told him to KILL the other cat ...
Can't say how delighted i am to see this productive business relationship emerge between our clans! Plague30, esquire, is clearly more than the whiney, TKing, needy clan mate i took him to be.
I have a nice proposition for you Olo- We have a cadre of Swedes of which we've been itching to rid ourselves- DonMordeth, MatronMina, Tsaroth, GreyHunter- in addition to failing our PvP groups because they are preoccupied doing dance emotes during critical skirmishes, the incessant BORK BORK BORK in ventrilo has interfered with Sandron's ability to issue instructions during critical RPer-griefing runs. This has resulted in a net decrease in the level of pain and misery on the server, hence the our newly acquired habit of drowning kittens to make ourselves feel better.
We would offer you more SA crystals, however lately Plague has been smoking any extra crystals we have had- he is pretty stressed out about the pending U.S. immigration legislation which may criminalize his presence in the U.S. as an illegal immigrant and force him to return to Mexico.
Instead, Sandron has authorized me to offer you 40 hours of Plague30's lawyering skills in exchange for transfer of these four Swedes out of our ranks. If you don't think you can engage Plague with enough inter-alliance negotiation to keep him busy, he does chase a mean ambulance. We will provide you with as many B-rez scrolls as necessary to compensate you for whatever XP loss Plague causes by accidentally killing you while hunting or Pvping (he has a hard time reading the player tags in game, Mexican optometry being what it is...).
If you accept this deal as presented, we will give you as a bonus Gurkwalla's celebrity-autographed Chrono Darbuku, which includes the signatures of Al Gore and Henry Kissinger (might have Pope John Paul II too- maybe that's on his Imperial Crusader breastplate... can't remember).
We all know Olo is evil. We all know Esmera likes to make hairpins. We all know kittens are evil as well, and that's why we like them. We all know LE males are just flat chested females.