SA's you wouldn't like to see

My clan has joked about these before. I thought it would be fun to see what other SA's shouldn't be implemented...

SA Risk BSOE - Returns the player back to town
SA Risk Party Return - Randomly returns the entire party back to town
SA Risk Crystallize - Crystallizes a random piece of equipment from a party member
SA Risk Overenchant - Tries to overenchant a random piece of equipment on a party member

Crit Damage on a bow.

SA Risk Posion - Casts a level 9 poison on the user. 50% chance of casting on party.
SA Cancel (on a buffer staff) - Oops. Sorry guys. Guess I didn't want to give buffs anyway.

Crit buffs SAs (SA Crit Reflect Damage on polearms; SA Crit Agility, SA Crit WW on bows)... although SA Crit Empower on blunts would be fun.

SA Acumen
SA Focus (on bows)

SA Critical Heal

Nice if your giving it but a ***** when trying to kill someone being healed lol

Greetings,

My clan has joked about these before. I thought it would be fun to see what other SA's shouldn't be implemented...

SA reflect damage. Whatever damage you do is reflected to you.

SA Disconnect. Logs you out.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

SA reset post count

Person you reply to has a 5% chance of their post counts reset to zero :D
edit: with 15% chance YOUR post count gets reset to zero

SA Disconnect. Logs you out.

This is different from the SA Lag, which is already implemented.

Greetings,

SA Disconnect. Logs you out.

This is different from the SA Lag, which is already implemented.



Here is another version...

SA risk disconnect party member. You randomly risk logging off a member of your party.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Hah. The EE's do that to me with Party Return.

They've trained it up so well that I return to desktop.

SA change class

low probabilty of changing the class of party members. temp effect that wears off after death

I know this thread was kinda started as a goof, but would be interesting in seeing a cursed weapon where the stats are good, but has a chance of doing something very bad at random. So maybe it has a high magic attack, but at random will silence you.

bear in mind that all of these SAs require purple crystals.

SA Crit: Summon Raid Boss - You crit, you summon a raid boss that aggros you.

SA Rsk: DIE - when under 30% HP, you die

SA Crit Karma - you crit, you gain karma

SA miss-bleed (dagger)<> every miss causes bleed effect 3

SA crit-drop<> upon crit % chance to drop random item

SA risk-hate <> when HP drops to 1/5 you recieve uncontrolable aggro.

SA Crit Password- when critting your account password is shouted in Giran by the Preacher of Doom.

SA Dwarf Doom- 5% chance during a regular attack against dwarves to steal something from their inventory.

SA Valakantharas- 80% chance of summoning an unholy hybrid of dragons with each monster killed.

SA Elven Tears - Causes target to scream like an Elf male whenever the target does an in-game action. If cast on Elf male, target dances like a Dwarven female for duration of buff, errr, debuff.

SA Re-Seal - Chance to reseal one random item from target's inventory. Used during PVP only.

SA IRS Seizure - Chance to have entire inventory and WH items liquidated at one-tenth of the NPC store price. Overhit available.

******

And along the same lines, but not an SA...the one thing I'd really hate to see?

Blessed Enchant Scroll Mimics!!!

First they assumed the form of treasure chests, wreaking havoc and dismay everywhere. Now a new breed of mimics has risen, assuming the form of Blessed Enchant Scrolls! Use one to overenchant that S grade weapon and it might just be the last thing you enchant...ever!

Muhahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

SA: Crit Aoe Shoot in the Butt

SA mana drain: slowly sucks your mana dry .. oh wait i already have this SA its called Summon Soulless :(

SA: risk: sex change
SA: fake fake death (happens upon equipping, drains all mp so you stand back up instantly, and die)
SA: crit curse: slow >.<

SA polearm focus - only for polearms, the polearm will only attack 1 target as the warlord ability.
SA crit: fake death - on a crit, you have a chance of using fake death.

SA: Hot News

Keeps player up to date with latest lottery and seven signs seal stone results (spams lokal chat every 30s with latest results so that you do not miss any exciting changes). During validation week, uses preacher of doom chat instead of seven signs results.

SA: Farmer report

When a farmer train is detected in radar range, a semi-filled in petition window pops up. You just have to fill in farmer names. The petition window keeps focus, i.e. you cannot click anything else until you have filled in data and clicked OK.
Petition will be automatically ignored.

SA: Rsk Anchor- When HP falls below 30%, you become paralyzed.

SA: Rsk Crossdress- Small chance of changing the sex of the user. Chance is significantly higher in Elves, though the change is unnoticeable. :)

SA- Event Chaos -- Drop rates and mob population are drastically reduced to low levels as though it were an Event.

SA: crt stun- only on bows and daggers.( 35% chance to land, effected by STR, overhit possible)

Oh wait I want this one..**** it!

SA: Bot Drop - When getting a full drop from a mob you have a 50% chance of random bots appearing and stealing your drop.

...... oh wait we have that already just without the chance of getting the drop in the first place!!

SA Acumen
SA Focus (on bows)

hahahaha

sa|flight|>% chance of mobs floating so it can hit you and you cant hit back...side affect mob never comes down and follows you till you die....

SA: Drop Rate = Lowers the current droprate for everymonster you hit even worse then it already is.

SA: rsk.dwarf
hp drops below 40% and you tranform into a dwarf for better survival