Ok, i will be more precise at this.
Good Luck at:
1.Winning the Lottery
2.Inventing something of importance
3.Blowing up the sun
4.Killing your mentally challenged sister but making it innocent.
5.Eating 50 boiled eggs in 1 hour withought throwing up
6.Swimming from New York to The River Severn in England with chains on and Nothing else.
No Good luck to:
1.Cheating the lottery
2.Inventing a Dirty toy
3.Blowing up the moon
4.Getting out giving your mentally challenged sister a spunge bath.
5.Eating 50 peices of chocolate in 1 hour withought throwing up (come on, who would not be able to do that!?)
6.Swimming from France to England with tight Speedo swimming trunks on.
What is that? The official kain motion website?! :eek:
And hold the phone a sec...I thought that the event was meant to be noob orcs, that is what I am confused about. Will you rule supreme as high ranking orcs in the comming months???!
The plan is still to have a horde of newbie orcs, but we also plan on gaining a bit of power as well. We only have one Enforcer thus far (me) so several of us are hovering around the 20s so that we can do more than 1 damage to D grade farmers and griefers.
Hah, welcome to the non N00bz club Dark. Time you got there after all. A part of me is saddened though. I loved to have braggin rights that our level 3 clan leader is a n00b buffie. Can you imagine the bragging rights of him being a level 5 clan leader? :)
About the motion, sure we started out as newbie orcs on a rampage, but those orcs need champions and that is the rest of us who have taken the time to level a bit. And lets be frank, of course we want to have Dark as the local tyrant of a random. Or two or three :D
NCsoft should make "Darkmotion" and "SirE" action figurines and sell them... They would make more money with that, than with the game ;)
Motioned Kitten
Best thread derailment EVAR...
OHHHHHHH, that would be sweet. I'd buy the whole collection, then I'd be able to rule the boards at home !
I'd have the Splatter figurine give out technical advice and talk about Orcs all the time, then I'd have the HGMspam figurine say something, anything, and then the Darkmotion figurine would start to wreck havoc for no apparent reason.
Then I'd pull SirE sting, and the figurine would say : "Did you just pull my string ?"
Then the Darkmotion figurine would PK mod6 and then make out with the L2Girl figurine (and then the Splatter figurine would be jealous).
Woodsman : SIR ! We are ready for Zerg !
Dark : OH ! Ummmm, ok. You didn't see anything, did you ?
Woodsman : NO sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls.
Darkmotion: THese are actionfigures!
Woodsman: SIR yes SIR, these are no DOLLS SIR but actionfigures SIR!
If only I had a telephone with a camera in it, but no this military stuff doesnt have those.
Disclaimer: No idea if military has pocketphones with cameras in it or not.
Disclaimer disclaimer: No idea if military uses pocketphones at all.
Disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer: Frankly, you could wonder if the military has any means of communication at all. Of course that would mean they also have a thing named intelligence or a lack therefore because you can wonder if it is a good thing to have soldiers in the field with camera equiped telephones with them.
Disclaimer 4x: Now if I have a pocketphone, the bateries are always empty, so where does a soldier somewhere in a deserted spot recharges his camera equiped pocketphone in the first place?
So even if I did saw DM playing with his dolls and did posess a nice khaki coloured camera equiped pocketphone then I most likely couldn not take an emberasing picture becauste battery be dead.
DOH
Ps. I wonder if they have actionfigure DE girl as well.
omg, i just fell out of my chair. really. and scared several inccocent passers by with ominous laughter. the guard came into my office to see if i was okay ^^
It's good to see that the boards are the same even tho I've been away and still plan to be away O.o What does it take to get you goonies retire? :) For me, it was pretty simple: Service abroad.
Ye, in too odd ways O.o
Where's Splatter btw? Have you chased him to some dark corner where he sulks and plots how the orcs shall rise and conquer all of Elmore? :)
Ye, in too odd ways O.o
Where's Splatter btw? Have you chased him to some dark corner where he sulks and plots how the orcs shall rise and conquer all of Elmore? :)
Not really, instead splatter convinced us to all become Orcs and start ruling the world. We started at Kain and the motion is growing in strength. They fear us when we stand at their gates demanding tribute! (and then they kill us of course) :D