Stewie, "Thats right Mr. Giraffe. Get all the marmalade."
And the part where Peter recorded "something" over their wedding tape, and Lois sent it to one of her Family members in a retiring home. Everyone was watching it and one old guy was punching himself saying, "Wake up, you!"
Best epsiode was when Lois learned jujitsu, and the New Yorkers invaded. Peter comes out for coffee and Brian asks what happened Peter. Peter "I wasnt the man last night....." Even better was later in the same episode when the whole family got into a fight. Classic!
Best epsiode was when Lois learned jujitsu, and the New Yorkers invaded. Peter comes out for coffee and Brian asks what happened Peter. Peter "I wasnt the man last night....." Even better was later in the same episode when the whole family got into a fight. Classic!
I remember that one, especially when Lois said, "This is mine! This is where my babies come from!"
favorite one was when peter was in the truck with the mexicans
paraphrasing: forgive my spanish spelling
peter: me namme est peter
spanish guy:that was pretty good, but you didnt actually have to say me
peter:oh so you speak english
spanish guy:no just that first sentence and this one explaining it
peter:what
spanish guy:que?
Best epsiode was when Lois learned jujitsu, and the New Yorkers invaded. Peter comes out for coffee and Brian asks what happened Peter. Peter "I wasnt the man last night....." Even better was later in the same episode when the whole family got into a fight. Classic!
The best part of that episode was definately the bar fight. "Knicks suck, Jets suck, Yankees suck"
peter:How am I going to get 50,000 dollars
quagmire: well you can [censored] yourself out to 100 fat chicks for 50 bucks each. Or 10 REALLy fat chicks for 500 bucks each
*all look at quagmire*
quagmire:What? Fat chicks need love too, But they gotta pay
Another classic episode was when the family was relocated to the south for witness protection. Peter repainted the family car to match the General Lee, and kept the window down to jump in. He just forgot to roll down the window for Brian.
Anyone else wanna go poke a dead guy with a stick?
My favorite was Peters christmas speech..
Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
:D
My favorite was Peters christmas speech..
Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
:D
Bob: Outrageous! How dare he say such blashempy, I have to do something!
Other Guy: Bob...there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well...I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
One of my favorites, though there are far too many to list. I also have quite a few from Futurama.
There is one more I have to share however.
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?
Peter: Oh yeah.
...but I'll tell you what's not cool--killing strippers. Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!
this episode is brought to u by Asian Trix.....
Boy:Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids
Rabbit: U share!!!
*rabbit kicks boy in face and snaps girl's neck*
rofl