Well I have been getting some heat about my hacker skills, so I decided to teach all you kids once and for all. I don't usually attack video games because they are just a target of poor interest, but hey, what the HELL, just this once.
Ok, as my act of piracy, I had to chose something that was unbeleivable otherwise than if I had full powers (OH I know, I'll just give a custom title to the person I hate the most and that doesn'T have the 5K posts to warrant it...)
Ok, so who do I hate the most ?
Hmmmmmm, that's a tough one... OH I know, the biggest tease of them all, everybody already hates him anyways, he goes dududududududududu a lot... Yeah you guessed it, Shonen. The guy who wants you to work for him for free. ROFL whatever dude !
In here it's quantity over quality that counts. It's the grind of the boards... But a rating system is non existant in a community driven area.
True, but I'd feel as though I compromised myself if I broke up my posts into smaller segments when they work better as a cohesive mess.
This reminds me of my first day here on these forums. While I was a lurker for quite a while, I eventually came on with a question about where to find a specific monster. Being the true newbie that I was the one liner responses I received technically did tell me where the monster was, but were too vague for my newbie mind to comprehend. The thread dragged on for three pages until someone finally gave me a detailed explanation that lead me to the monster I was seeking. Though once I arrived I found myself pked immediately by a group of farmers...but that's another tale entirely.
As a result, when someone asks me a question I give answers to things they haven't even mentioned. I figure that even if they don't get any use out of my extra information someone else viewing will learn something new. Or perhaps I'm just a rambling madman with too many tales to tell.
Well I can't **** my way into a breadbasket even if my life depended on it. :o
So what does this say to my untrained eyes?
1. DM is a master hacker
2. DM knows when to **** and when to send a pm to mistryl to do the hacking for him
3. DM has better eye for detail then me and noticed shonens title as soon as he got it.
If either 1-3 is true, he did better then me. Because I sure didn't do them. :D
And sure itchin to pk shonen if he shows up on kain.
Well I can't **** my way into a breadbasket even if my life depended on it. :o
So what does this say to my untrained eyes?
1. DM is a master hacker I hacked my first computer at 9.
2. DM knows when to **** and when to send a pm to mistryl to do the hacking for him NO, Mistryl is NOT my girlfriend. I only talk talk to her for emergencies.
3. DM has better eye for detail then me and noticed shonens title as soon as he got it. My eye for detail PWNS even Mistryl.
And sure itchin to pk shonen if he shows up on kain. Shonen is KOS on ANY server. Find him.
Coincidently, It is also the day I destroy you....in RL....
Hmmmm, you really DO have power around here. Usually RL threats are forbidden around here.
But it's ok I guess since you're a n00b...
Keep your threats to PK's, because I'm an expert in hand to hand combat (My older brother is now a teacher of hand to hand combat and arrest techniques for future police officers).
I'm sorry to hear you hate birthdays. I guess you must not like cake much.
Have Fun ! ™
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EDIT : Oh, and I just OverEnchanted my Incredible Logic Staff of postcount to +6500... Woot !