Once upon a time four elder races there were made
But they were just crap prototypes, it's time for an upgrade
It's time to roll out Version 2 and show them to the door
The elves, darkelfs, dwarves and Orks, we don't need them anymore
CHORUS
What about the Elves? (They're all poncey!)
What about the Darkelfs? (They're all noncey!)
What about the Dwarves? (They're too hairy!)
What about the Orks? (They're too scary!)
Come in all you Elder Races, your time is up
The fat lady's singing and you just can't shut her up
So take the Elder Races and age them if you can
The world will be our Oyster, Aden ruled by man
Elves (Poncey!)
Darkelfs (Noncey!)
Dwarves (Hairy!)
Orks (Scary!)
(x2)
The Elves were put upon the land to make the trees feel good
Companions for the timber, the branches give them wood
**** their stupid pointy ears and silly poncey ways
We're using all our patcients just to put up with these gheys
CHORUS
Elfs or Darkelfs, it's all the same to me
Someone should just lock them up and throw away the key
They think that they're all glamorous, but they'll take you for a ride
They're just slapers in pearl necklaces, from cameras they can't hide
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Stumpy dwarves live underground, they're hairy and they smell
No-one can see their ugly chops in the darkness where they dwell
They've got lots of gold and gems and shiny stuff they've made
The only way they'll part with it is if they think that they'll get laid
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Stupid stupid stupid orks have a small vocabulary
Of the Elder Races they're the dumbest of the three (... But there's four!)
Stupid stupid stupid orks, stupid stupid orks
Stupid stupid stupid orks, stupid stupid orks
CHORUS (Performed entirely in ork grunts)
The GMs are not an Elder Race, but we put them in this song
'Cos we're going to have to stab them up and it's taking far too long
The men are only whipping boys with girly silver hair
The women are all grizzlers, and cute ones are quite rare
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The end sorry lol, taken from some friend's song and cut for L2