If you could back HGM Draven into a corner. . .

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what would you ask him?
Hows it going?

what would you ask him?


And you are...?
What's his job description? -So I know what to ask.
Come here often?
I'd ask

"ain't that a shame" doo wap doo wap wap
I'd probably ask him to give me his candy or pudding. Failing that, uncomfortable questions!
it would be nothing polite, i guarantee
I don't know because I don't exactly know what he does.
AS every Gm, he does not ban enough bots lol
I'd ask him:

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, feels like a duck and swims like a duck, is it a duck?

And I'd expect him to answer: no, it's a turkey.

(Subtle reference to obvious bots here)

No offence Draven, I'm sure you do a good job, but I have to give some humour :P
Subtle indeed
I'd ask him to come on the PTS and transform into stuff for me :P Chaos Week was a little lacking, hey?

what would you ask him?



Can I have your stuff? :D

Come here often?



Russ.... I thought you quit NC! :confused:
I want to know his plans to get out of that corner! ;)
LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.

LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



That can be taken so many ways! :o
Greetings,



HGM Draven (http://www.lineage2.com/support/gm_bios_7.html)!


Well okay then, I'd ask: "if you driving a car that was traveling at the speed of light, and you turned on the lights, would anything happen?"



Yes. You would have turned on the lights.

Basically, you wouldn't see anything from your lights because you are travelling at the same speed as them.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Is there any real point to this thread ? :p
Greetings,


Is there any real point to this thread ? :p



Yes. Seridove is a site manager. I'm guessing he's phishing for questions for Draven.

But people are going : Who the Hell is Draven ?

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Greetings,


is your refrigerator running?



Do you have steps in your house ?

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

I would ask him why they could not ban people on 24/7 for three months straight doing actions constantly.

I would ask him why they could not ban people on 24/7 for three months straight doing actions constantly.



maybe it is the father of 4 children, all the children are under 14, and they all play as much as they can and share one toon. None of which violates the EULA.
oh... I'd ask him if he can convince mistryl to undelete my funny post in the "What's this world comeing to?" thread. It was a good post imo. :(
I was going to try to corner him at PAX. . and since you guys complain about my interviews being so short. . thought I'd ask for some questions. . but. . umm. . . maybe short is better :p
*Snort and pushes up glasses*

Yur mah heeeeerrooooo!! Would you sign my D20 book and my copy of lineage 2 that I keep in my back pocket for just the emergencys that i see you, even though thats every con you go to because i tapped your phone and computer with my massive haxor abilitys cause im 1337......

Marry Me?!?!

*snorts again and blows his nose...knocking his taped black glasses a bit*

want my pocket protector?

shonen :)

*Snort and pushes up glasses*

Yur mah heeeeerrooooo!! Would you sign my D20 book and my copy of lineage 2 that I keep in my back pocket for just the emergencys that i see you, even though thats every con you go to because i tapped your phone and computer with my massive haxor abilitys cause im 1337......

Marry Me?!?!

*snorts again and blows his nose...knocking his taped black glasses a bit*

want my pocket protector?

shonen :)



I already tried that on Spam. . didn't work . . .
I'd show him a screenie I have of him running around Talking Island Villiage in the last week of Closed Beta PKing all the lil nublets and laughing "catch me if you can" as he ran superfast around the island with a crowd of 50 people chasing him!

and see if a tear forms on his eye :)
Holeh!.....Spam, Mystril and Rust! I havent seen so many GM responses to something in I dont know how many posts!


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*Snort and pushes up glasses*

Yur mah heeeeerrooooo!! Would you sign my D20 book and my copy of lineage 2 that I keep in my back pocket for just the emergencys that i see you, even though thats every con you go to because i tapped your phone and computer with my massive haxor abilitys cause im 1337......

Marry Me?!?!

*snorts again and blows his nose...knocking his taped black glasses a bit*

want my pocket protector?

shonen



*falls out of chair holding her sides* owwie!!
Read the EULA again and come back with a correct answer.
WHY WONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS, DRAVEN??????

LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Depends if this is a hockey rink...none of you Texans fight well on skates...buncha sissies.

WHY WONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS, DRAVEN??????



for the love of god....STOP CALLING! We dont want to talk to you!

:P j/k :)

*high five*

shonen


LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Depends if this is a hockey rink...none of you Texans fight well on skates...buncha sissies.


I'm not allowed on the ice anymore. :(
Ask him why he is never on the forums!!!!

I think all GM's should be on the forums saying Hi


Bah

Like DM said, if your not on the forums you are a nobody!!!!!!!!



Take care
Balis
GotPie???



LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Depends if this is a hockey rink...none of you Texans fight well on skates...buncha sissies.


I'm not allowed on the ice anymore. :(



Bad hip eh?




LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Depends if this is a hockey rink...none of you Texans fight well on skates...buncha sissies.


I'm not allowed on the ice anymore. :(



Bad hip eh?


No, blood loss. I can PM you pictures... (staples in the head). This was 1 1/2 years ago... Wife said "no more of that."
"Wife said"

Precisely the reason I refuse to propose.

LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Spam, the 'you' in 'if you could get GMDraven in a corner' is plural.

I assure. And if it's not with Teamspeak, Ventrilo, vchat and hero shouts it'll soon be plural ;)

So yeah... we'll get him

:D

LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



There has to be some way to corner a GM ... holy water, garlic, anything!
I would ask him why when i gave him the instructions to prove that a person was botting beyond a 100% of a doubt he just ignored me despite the fact that Mistryl said they care more about bots than the players do.

Qais
10 hours+ since i posted on this thread.... reading all the replys and still cant make any sence of the post...
Starting to think this is a veiled thread for people to get higher post count
Some people like to make jokes all day on the forums, but some serious posts should show that the GM system is a complete joke.

Qais
I'd wait for someone to attempt to back him into a corner, then for draven to go red, and hopefully he'd have 6pks by then, and everyone gang up and steal his +16 damas


LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Depends if this is a hockey rink...none of you Texans fight well on skates...buncha sissies.



Oh you don't even know. I have a feeling my Hockey skills are up to par. Except I am a tender so I would just chop the top of your feet and watch my coach pick who on the line needs to serve my penalty. ;)

Starting to think this is a veiled thread for people to get higher post count



Does that statment apply to you also, being your posting in this thread too? :) :)
harsh


Oh you don't even know. I have a feeling my Hockey skills are up to par. Except I am a tender so I would just chop the top of your feet and watch my coach pick who on the line needs to serve my penalty. ;)



I was just an equipment manager so I'd probably just fix your stick and maybe clean the blood off?



Oh you don't even know. I have a feeling my Hockey skills are up to par. Except I am a tender so I would just chop the top of your feet and watch my coach pick who on the line needs to serve my penalty. ;)



I was just an equipment manager so I'd probably just fix your stick and maybe clean the blood off?



You are the most important man on the team my friend. 1/2 on skates ok.
spammers...
Oh! Please ask Draven (when you corner him :) ) What his funtion on the team is. Im sure everyone here would like to know.

I know but I don't want to ruin his thunder.
you guys are starting to scare me now...... :eek:
Texan GM's on Ice.

hoooyahh!

*is Texan her small self*
Did i just see a GM....flame...someone?!?!


*BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*

Rust got pwned....

shonen :D


Starting to think this is a veiled thread for people to get higher post count



Does that statment apply to you also, being your posting in this thread too? :) :)



shh... dont blow my cover.



LOL if any of you had met HGMDraven I bet you would think twice about trying to get him into a corner.



Depends if this is a hockey rink...none of you Texans fight well on skates...buncha sissies.



Oh you don't even know. I have a feeling my Hockey skills are up to par. Except I am a tender so I would just chop the top of your feet and watch my coach pick who on the line needs to serve my penalty. ;)



A goalie...hehe that explains a lot.

No Texan gonna stop this wing. I'll have you stackin pads and prayin every breakaway.

Oh! Please ask Draven (when you corner him :) ) What his funtion on the team is. Im sure everyone here would like to know.

I know but I don't want to ruin his thunder.




This is his Job (http://www.samandfuzzy.com/shop/ninjas.gif)

Tis why we dont hear about it....
Cause the second you hear about it...
Is the second...YOU'RE PKed!

shonen
he's a backup dancer for lineage2 /social dance animators