You played too much L II when...

An free-contribution thread where everyone can post phrases about what happens when you played too much L II.

1) when you see licence plates and say that the driver in front of you is looking for a group cause of the letters on his plate.
2) when you ask yourself what in the world they mean with PvC tubes in the shop
3) When you see your grandmother for her 81th birthday and yell for the entire neighbourhood that she is a cheater and should be banned
4) When you are invited to a party you ask yourself if there will be catacombs involved
5) When you try to think of the lvl your boss at work is
6) You ask for a Tallum Robe when visiting the tailor
7) You are surprised the tailor doesn't understand you
8) When you jump you do the Poison Blade Dance
9) When you hand over a present and say Oonamanae
10) You visit Paris and see the Notre Dame and say that they have build a good replica of the Giran Cathedral


Feel free to add more at any time you like :)

how about this one.. you know you've played Lineage 2 to much when..

1. You see a castle and think to yourself, "yeah I'd like to seige that."
2. You go to those camps where people rp in real life like at dragon con.
3. You try to slay your boss thinking that he or she is a high lvl raid boss
4. You get in trouble by the cops for having your dog attack things.
5. When you go to places like Paris or Japan see mobs of marketers sitting about reminds you of Dion and Giran
6. You call your mother - in - law a heartless Orc

You play too much Lineage 2 when you:

Walk outside in the morning thinking of which mobs you could solo.

You literally start laughing the words "lol"

You hit a random old person because they look like a zombie.

When you think of work as "down time".
Don't deny it, you know who you are.

When you try to rec someone for helping you :o

You literally start laughing the words "lol"

:o

... when youve seen a half a dozen threads like this already.

when "SE" on the back of a car no longer means "Sedan Edition"

when you go to the bank and attempt to withdraw a fullplate set. and they look at you funny. and you ask again. but they stil dont know w t f u are talkin about.

when you ask the person behind you in line with a small child if they are WS or BH?

when you get invited to go clubbing and say foolishly you will be "going solo" tonight.

when you attempt to gamble with 1m at the race track but cant cough up the cash.

when you see a bunch of koreans at the mall and wonder if they have adena for sale. then you begin to understand that they dont because suddenly the words "tauren" and "undead" pop up out of nowhere.

... you go to church to heal your poison, rather then the hospital.

I haven`t played a lot of Lineage, but being a gamer, I nearly asked the university attendant where can I "equip" my graduation robe.

I said "equ... err I meant put on."

When my kids giggle and elbow me every time they hear "prophet" or "bishop" in church.
When you start thinking how cool it would be to give your favorite football team some buffs.
Noticing that my dog's pills look just like B grade soul shot.

I actually say woot. >.>

When You go to library and ask the clerk where is Pof?

Or when ya walking ya say where did i put my stirder.

When you go to a craft shop asking them can u craft a/s grade.

Going to HomeDepo and wondering where all the dwarfs are.

When u finally get that drop u wanted and then u realize u r still asleep (this is real)

you pwn a calculus test and tell your roomate you casted lvl 15 integral solve on the test and walked out (real as well)

when you and your wife want a baby, and you tell her "comon baby we need to spoil"

when your company downgrades their products and sells for far cheaper - and you say out loud how they "nerfed" it.

When you post on this thread :p

L2 message pops up and says, "You have been playing for an extended period of time. Please consider taking a break."

When somebody drops their keys and you turn your head expecting to find adena on the ground :(

When somebody drops their keys and you turn your head expecting to find adena on the ground :(

....

When you refer to someone's age like "Oh, he's 30+" (heard today)

I haven`t played a lot of Lineage, but being a gamer, I nearly asked the university attendant where can I "equip" my graduation robe.

I said "equ... err I meant put on."

Haha that's a good one

when your mum says "bloody hell youve been on there for a while y dont u get out of the house?" :o

When a coworker says they are going to hit the next person that messes around with the terminal settings and you think "well if you go red, call me so I can help you get back to the office" (almost said it too :p)

When u drive by a high lvl cop "State Trooper" and wonder if he agro'd u or not><!

when ur roommate goes on a pipe dream about l2 being real and u understand what he is sayn.... or if u are the roommate going on about it YOU HAVE PLAYED TOO MUCH L2!!!!!

when you ask the guards at work if they wanna pvp

when you ask the guards at work if they wanna pvp

or help you delevel

When you call everyone who'se lousy at somthing a noob and want to pk annoying people, especially noobs

real, in my head ofcourse ^^

or when I was really playing a lot:
Having trouble waking up because of sleep deprivation and while still half dreaming thinking your typing to people in L2 with your mobile phone or alarm clock somehow.
:p don't ask

How about, when your walking through the Mall and you actually run into someone who plays L2 and he or she challenges you to a dual at the arena..... and the mall security is looking at him/her funny like.

When a car brakes in front of you and you can only think about the fact how he went +0 > +16 in 1 go

When you are too bored to walk back home and search your pockets for a soe..

When you go to get cigarettes and you say trade me a malboro please.

When you think of work as "down time".
Don't deny it, you know who you are.

....... that hits home a little too much

When you start breaking your learning down into buff-cycles and percentages of the next "level".

( :o It works! )

some of these are actually things that already were said IRL but because commen game shouts.

saying someone is 30+ isnt weird, you just know for sure hes older then 30 :/

anyway... you play to much l2 then:
you fall down to the floor and start laughing because you are so happy you didnt drop any gear

When you start breaking your learning down into buff-cycles and percentages of the next "level".

( :o It works! )

doing that with cleaning - 20 mins of playing, 20 mins of cleaning :o

I just told my parents "AFK a second". ><; Haha... stupid learning buff-cycles.

When u finally get that drop u wanted and then u realize u r still asleep (this is real)

=x
When I was leveling my stryder, I actually had a dream about it.. I was using the stryder instead of a car, rofl...

You know you've played L2 too much when the amount of internet dialogue(ffs & lol & uber & noob & nerf) that you use in your daily vocabulary starts to seep into the people around you....

Nothing like hearing an anti-gamer say something like "O-M-F-G I can't believe you did that"

And you think to yourself...durn lamer...doesn't even know what it means....

I just told my parents "AFK a second". ><; Haha... stupid learning buff-cycles.

Played to much....
When your parents start using AFK in there volcabulary
(it actually happened, how sad) :(

I just told my parents "AFK a second". ><; Haha... stupid learning buff-cycles.

Played to much....
When your parents start using AFK in there volcabulary
(it actually happened, how sad) :(



My dad starts to say LOL and my mom Owned... :D I just think its a sign they are not old enough to get the title of retired, which is good.

...you try to double click on the car ahead of you so you can autofollow and read the newspaper.

I saw a personalized license plate that read "PKR4EVR" and wanted to run them off the road...


... Then I realized it was a Green Bay Packers fan ...

... wonder what they would've dropped ...

What does that have to do with the green bay packers? Just curious.

EDIT: Oh, PKR = packer?

I saw a personalized license plate that read "PKR4EVR" and wanted to run them off the road...


... Then I realized it was a Green Bay Packers fan ...

... wonder what they would've dropped ...

why cant it mean they are pker in general mmo?

I saw a personalized license plate that read "PKR4EVR" and wanted to run them off the road...


... Then I realized it was a Green Bay Packers fan ...

... wonder what they would've dropped ...

why cant it mean they are pker in general mmo?


Well, the car wasn't red :p

Also, I think there was something else that clued me in. A window sticker or something. I can't remember, it was a while ago.

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When you start breaking your learning down into buff-cycles and percentages of the next "level".

( It works! )


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doing that with cleaning - 20 mins of playing, 20 mins of cleaning

QFT

I do it with my sewing business too. :o

OK being a high schooler ive had this happen to me

I went to sit at my lunch table and asked what lvl is everybody and class?

When you start holding the "push to talk" hotkey for vent or Teamspeak while talking on the phone.

Happened to me last night.

When you go to Restraunt called Grinders... now that's bad

you're chasing your dog who just ran out of the yard cursing becuase you don't have ww...
you spam mountain dews just as fast as soul shots...
you've ever woken up with a keyboard imprint on your face, laying dead in DVC wondering what happened to your group >_<...

O.O I did that during C1 she ended up dead and her entire party left ingame emails saying go to bed.. now that's bad

I was driving back from the mall one day..just looked to the right of me to an open field...saw a pair of boots someone had thrown away and thought to myself "hmm, a full drop".

Someone must have died and dropped their boots

When you start holding the "push to talk" hotkey for vent or Teamspeak while talking on the phone.

Happened to me last night.

I've done that.

A friend took a photo of his kids in an antique store(with swords and armors stuff) and he send me the pic with title "clan Wh " .. rofl
And his sister shouting at her son go get the lemonade ATZAP ...^^That was even better...

whenyou watch "The A Team" and wonder where the pvp and SOM's are?

u know u played to much L II when you try to take a girl from behind because the succesrate is higher

LOL at the one above me.


Ill admit to seriously thinking that i could SOE to school once after i got halfway.

when the arizona cardinals never cast mass rez and you begin to wonder why ...

When you reach hero status :eek:

Alot of these i have done or do in real life. Last week i called my boss a noob.. out loud she looked at me weird and told me to go home and get some sleep. I went home and played l2. :S
my father now calls me a lvl 68 nerd.
and you play way to much when your rl friends call you your in game name.

and you play way to much when your rl friends call you your in game name.

What about when your family starts too? :eek:

My dad has called me my reroll before he sees it everyday on my msn so he has slipped up once.

:o I once called Lothlian Loth IRL! Oups. ><

This was such a good laugh :D :D

Too much L2 when...
You are introduced as ur in game name by ur neighbours who also play L2 to total strangers.....lol

Work as down time, yes totally..... i play way too much
the licence plates....... happens to me too hahaha
loving the grind.......thats bad!

Your wife chews you out by sarcastically saying, "GOOD GAME!!" and you reply saying, "Colon P".

The other day I meant to say "Just tell me later on in the day." Ended up saying "PM" instead of "tell." It was terrible ><

its not all that uncommon in canada for passers-by on the street to ask if "you got herb" ...

well one fine day without thinking, i replied "its BIND ON PICKUP NUBTARD!"

when your battlefield 2 has a uninstall script error and deletes 25GB of backed up data. the only thing not backed up is your Lineage 2 folder, youve played too much l2 when you dont give a flying flush about it.

Okay, so i am sitting at my friend house and they have alot of swords and such hanging on the wall. Well, out of no where I look at the 2 above the tv and made the comment i wanted the 107's up there. They all kinda looked at me and cracked up laughing telling me that my break from game couldnt be coming at a better time.

You know you play to much L2 when you "win" the promotion and say gf to the loser.

Okay, so i am sitting at my friend house and they have alot of swords and such hanging on the wall. Well, out of no where I look at the 2 above the tv and made the comment i wanted the 107's up there. They all kinda looked at me and cracked up laughing telling me that my break from game couldnt be coming at a better time.

i collect knives...

wts kris (http://home.att.net/~licata.knives/dcd.jpg) with focus ... ?

Heehee.. That night after my comment i started noticing they have a Dark Screamer, BOMT, Kat and ELS...

you know you played to much when your searching the stores for good grade stuff (I.E. sword collector so naturally I search for good swords)

you know you played to much when your searching the stores for good grade stuff (I.E. sword collector so naturally I search for good swords)

naaah thats normal. when you wonder how many crystals each sword give ... THEN youre gone over the edge.

LOL

your lcd monitor is so small you want to overenchant it to +16. Then you realize you al so want to oe your cloth, shoes, pants all +16. Of course, eventually crystalize your old slow pc

You know you play to much Lineage 2 when you go to like the Tokyo Game Show <it's like E3>, E3 dressed up as your online character and Dragon con and a real life MMO type ranch acting out the character you play on lineage 2 (I did that after 6 months of playing Lineage 2 during C1)

when you get invited to go clubbing and say foolishly you will be "going solo" tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAA, that was great.

when you get invited to go clubbing and say foolishly you will be "going solo" tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAA, that was great.

the worst part about it was in the morning after that particular night i got together with them over coffee. when they asked how my night went i again without thinking said "i have a hand cramp" and the room burst into laughter.

LMAO! Wow... I cant say much.. i missed my own 20 bday party bc i was seiging.

When your business studies notes are littered with explanatory examples - from your L2 money making schemes.

:( i tried to use SOE and SOM while playing Scrabble last night.

When your business studies notes are littered with explanatory examples - from your L2 money making schemes.

OMG i thought im the only one doing that!!

Crystal counts, how many more a.bones... what mobs to hunt for spellbooks... etcetc :)

I know this thread is kinda old. But I wanted to share this experience. I think I really need a L2 break. So last night after a lond day of playing L2 I finally went off to bed. I was thinking about a few different things. One of them being every time I sit down to play. About 10 minutes into my gaming. The baby needs SOMETHING. I was thinking there must be a better way. How could I work this all out so the baby will stop screaming at me every **** time I get into my grind. Then the idea hit me!! I could check with the wife to see if she has and diapers and bottles on her warehouse. If I could just get her to freight them over to me then everytime the baby gets mad. I can just open up my inventory. Right click on a new diaper and instantly the baby would be happy. When I realized that wasnt reality I got quite a laugh out of it..... :)

kinda funny when you know you've played to much L2 when you see a kid in the outside world wearing kitty ears..

When you start holding the "push to talk" hotkey for vent or Teamspeak while talking on the phone.

done that multiple times, was funny as hell when i realized i was talken to my clannies
hahah

and when you do that they dont tell you TILL the phone conversation is over.... >.>

You played too much LII when you start falling in love with your own characters, like i am with my new little Dwarfie, she's so cute !!!!!
:o

You played too much LII when you start falling in love with your own characters, like i am with my new little Dwarfie, she's so cute !!!!!
:o

xexexe :D :D

When you have a little black note book that u keep by ur PC for random notes about the game....

when you have a college size note book or two beside your computer with a list of quests, and information about how many crystals make what armor & or weapon, or how many mats it would take to create one item..

You played too much L II when . . .

You cheer loudly at Best Buy when you find out the Epic Collection was sold out (after securing your own copy, of course). :p

I know this thread is kinda old. But I wanted to share this experience. I think I really need a L2 break. So last night after a lond day of playing L2 I finally went off to bed. I was thinking about a few different things. One of them being every time I sit down to play. About 10 minutes into my gaming. The baby needs SOMETHING. I was thinking there must be a better way. How could I work this all out so the baby will stop screaming at me every **** time I get into my grind. Then the idea hit me!! I could check with the wife to see if she has and diapers and bottles on her warehouse. If I could just get her to freight them over to me then everytime the baby gets mad. I can just open up my inventory. Right click on a new diaper and instantly the baby would be happy. When I realized that wasnt reality I got quite a laugh out of it..... :)

LOL yeah you really need a break :p :D

When you know how to cast restore life! The trick is to bend your knee and cast you arm out at the same time.

Pretend to trance people...

Consider being a cardinal as a proffesion because you play one in l2...

...driving home from a friends house one night. Just got off my computer from a 48 hour grind. Soo Tired. So i was on the phone with a friend to keep me awake. Well, a little rabbit ran in front of my car...I with out thinking at all swirve to hit it. ( I am not normaly like that.) After realizing what i did I told my friend. All she said was Grats what did it drop? This was the night Road Lineage was born. So far i am lvl 74 and have a +8 Camry with Haste.

A +8 Camry with haste still wouldnt be that fast. :p

But good story. :D

watching your girlfriend do the orc dance when youre clubbing. and chiming in.

watching your girlfriend do the orc dance when youre clubbing. and chiming in.

Now that's actually pretty funny.

...driving home from a friends house one night. Just got off my computer from a 48 hour grind. Soo Tired. So i was on the phone with a friend to keep me awake. Well, a little rabbit ran in front of my car...I with out thinking at all swirve to hit it. ( I am not normaly like that.) After realizing what i did I told my friend. All she said was Grats what did it drop? This was the night Road Lineage was born. So far i am lvl 74 and have a +8 Camry with Haste.

LOL!
I also loved the baby daiper warehouse freight story. good one.

You've played too much L2 when someoone asks your name and you respond with the name of your L2 char. (not my story)
You've played too much L2 when you start asking for buffs in Counter Strike. (Mine ;p)

Out driving today and saw a license plate that ended in

SOM

and thinking ooooooooooo, wonder what he paid for it....


>.<

~M~

I often find myself annoyed when Im behind a car with license plates like...ghjk57r or something like that.

I often find myself annoyed when Im behind a car with license plates like...ghjk57r or something like that.

Train those ******** :mad:

German license plates have the format

[xx] - [yy] [##]

I keep twitching when I see 'PR' or 'EE'.

I often find myself annoyed when Im behind a car with license plates like...ghjk57r or something like that.

Train those ******** :mad:



/Newsflash

At 15.08 this afternoon an accident occured between a car that got trapped on the railroad and the Intercity train. The accident was fatal for the driver and the passengers.

The whole matter is currently under investigation.

/Newsflash

lol i have some storys of my own.
At school and you shout out HEY xxxxx and your friends tweak for calling them ingame names.
Another is when your friend meets a girl and introduces you all to her, and you keep refering to him as his l2 name (blond girls take forever to sort it out in their heads)
WHen you see wartags coming to gank you and you charge in to kill them, when you win you sit shaking as if you were just coming home from vietnam. O.o
When a death for 4% in agrade makes you feel as if your left nut just got cut off. ><
When you have been in heavy pvp, raids, or just zerked grind and you feel your inches from a siezure from ss blowing.

lol i have some storys of my own.
At school and you shout out HEY xxxxx and your friends tweak for calling them ingame names.
Another is when your friend meets a girl and introduces you all to her, and you keep refering to him as his l2 name (blond girls take forever to sort it out in their heads)
WHen you see wartags coming to gank you and you charge in to kill them, when you win you sit shaking as if you were just coming home from vietnam. O.o
When a death for 4% in agrade makes you feel as if your left nut just got cut off. ><
When you have been in heavy pvp, raids, or just zerked grind and you feel your inches from a siezure from ss blowing.

you are experiencing hyper-intense reactions similar to the adverse effects of being on speed.

please refrain from grinding at insane levels; you are a danger to yourself.

when Iworked at papajohns I would refer the topping code by class..
PP pepperonni
PR pepperonni&olives
SR susage & olives..and so on

You've played too much L2 when you start shouting RANG RANG to people that are in your way. Hope that wasn't said already.

When you look outside at the moon and think its the wrong week for mammon.

When you start talking to people in a different language that's only familiar to you from with in Lineage 2..like brt, and [censored].. or pwned..

When your eyes are so tired that you see in your message system "You have obtained Credit Card" when it really says "You have obtained Cord"...
I think i may need to rest for a few hours :p

When your eyes are so tired that you see in your message system "You have obtained Credit Card" when it really says "You have obtained Cord"...
I think i may need to rest for a few hours :p

OMG...Urge to post....certain...word...big....must...refrain...

When your eyes are so tired that you see in your message system "You have obtained Credit Card" when it really says "You have obtained Cord"...
I think i may need to rest for a few hours :p

OMG...Urge to post....certain...word...big....must...refrain...

\

that word LOL?

Yesterday i was playing windowed mode and my msn was open. My friend logged in and the small login window on right corner popped up. I was about to click to my character status when it happened and since i couldnt see behind that msn.... First thing i did was rotate the camera.......

unfortunately that didnt help :p

I'm always trying to change the camera angle on screen shots. So far, it hasn't worked once...

When you start having disturbing dreams that, you actually live in the world of Lineage 2

"you know you play 2 much L2 when.."

people tick you off you say, "he is going on my KOS list"
even worse is when they say that and pull out a paper and pen.

...when you see a big guy wearing a red shirt and start to ask for help.

...when you see an old guy with a staff and say to your self (i could OWN that guy with my galddy, i have A grade jewls, even if his staff is +what ever)

...when you go to the grocery store and keep squishing all the squash and get mad cause you didn't get anything good.

...(i work in retail so this happens a lot) when a customer comes to my counter and WONT SHUT UP!!! and am thinking of saying to them is "CHAT BAN, CHAT BAN, SPAMMER SPAMMER, IF YOU KEEP TALKING IT WILL BE A LONGER CHAT BAN!!!" scary thing is once i said chat ban, and the cusotmer looked at me and was like "is that what i am looking for"

When a coworker says they are going to hit the next person that messes around with the terminal settings and you think "well if you go red, call me so I can help you get back to the office" (almost said it too :p)

when you read this post and read your "coworker" as "cow orker"

I do say "lol" IRL but Dutch ppl can do that withou being a geek; its verb is a true word with same meaning here.

When a coworker says they are going to hit the next person that messes around with the terminal settings and you think "well if you go red, call me so I can help you get back to the office" (almost said it too :p)

when you read this post and read your "coworker" as "cow orker"

I do say "lol" IRL but Dutch ppl can do that withou being a geek; its verb is a true word with same meaning here.



Yes that does help to not be spotted as a geek immediately.

doesnt take them long though, especially after I tell them my profession :p

funny story... my little sis was getting mad and yelled at my mom. so of course she is grounded. But i say "you cant be very mature at lvl 10" its was so funny.

i have a picture of antharas with my boss's face on it hanging in my office (luckily she never stops by). we had a staff meeting the other day, and i noticed afterwards that id written [923] on my notes every time she'd made a new comment.

LOL :eek:

you dreamt that someone bought your overpriced stuff.

when you woke up, your stuff is still for sales.

Yesterday i was playing windowed mode and my msn was open. My friend logged in and the small login window on right corner popped up. I was about to click to my character status when it happened and since i couldnt see behind that msn.... First thing i did was rotate the camera.......

unfortunately that didnt help :p

I try to rotate my desktop all the time and i don't have a L2 ss on it..... :/

everytime you hear the song "Sil-ver Bells" over the Christmas season, you replace the chorus with "Sil-ver Mold" in your head.

(note-this may only apply to Warsmiths)

Driving home yesterday the car infront of me started its number plate with BD53, I immediately thought I'm BD60 :eek:

Driving home yesterday the car infront of me started its number plate with BD53, I immediately thought I'm BD60 :eek:

And I'll bet if his car was better you would've thought "Ebayer!". :)

Driving home yesterday the car infront of me started its number plate with BD53, I immediately thought I'm BD60 :eek:

LOL :D

Driving home yesterday the car infront of me started its number plate with BD53, I immediately thought I'm BD60 :eek:

And I'll bet if his car was better you would've thought "Ebayer!". :)



Oddly enough I bought my car from EBay :D

Here goes a dream i had like 2,5 weeks ago, the funny thing is that it IS actually true...

I dreamt about that someone loaned my account and overenchanted my duals, dunno the grade, however, i woke up and logged in and he was about to trade me back the swrds, then he say i have 1 more scroll, they were +24 !!! and when he tried to +25 they broke, and i didnt got to mad on him but i remember i sat in vent and complained , yes this dream is true, funny things ur mind can do to you >_>''

my brother and i constantly see license plates EWD 563 and point them out to each other and laugh at their high prices :p

our own car is EWC 923 :)

been there....lots

my brother and i constantly see license plates EWD 563 and point them out to each other and laugh at their high prices :p

our own car is EWC 923 :)

Lol those would be good prices on Sieghardt :eek:

I dont know know if its been said before but:

You played too much L II when...
You refer to a change in careers as rerolling.

It has so not been said before, nice one :)

You played too much L II when...

...Your dream is to reborn in the world of lineage2 after your death in the real life.

...Then the guys are talking about chicks what they like, you interrupt their conversation by screaming that DE females in heavy doom armor plate are beyond their most sexually perverted dreams.

...Your biggest wish is to accidently find a magical scroll of escape in the RL, which would teleport you in to the world of lineage2.

...Then you see a young girl with big eyes walking down the street you refer to her as a "dorf" and ask if she has any soulshots to sell.

you've played too much L ][ when...
(some of these may already have been said, sry.)

...you refer to RL money as Adena
...you call the bus drive a gatekeeper
...yer pet is a pet of the stars/twilight/wind
...you sit down at a place of high foot traffic with a sign above yer head advertising what you want to sell/buy/manufacture

uhg thatys all i've got right now

when your boss at work offers you a 1$ per hour raise and you think to yourself "what am i, chinese farmer?"

when you see a baby and think "i dont trust no naked dwarves ... "

when you go to bed and hope you dream about l2.

when you go to bed and hope you dream about l2.

Last night I dreamt that aqua cubic took mp, and not hp :o

You feel bad about buying something off ebay because now your a E-bayer....

You start seeing abbrevations in your job and get confused because of L2.. (happens to me alot)

You get really sick and think about switching to a different toon so you'll feel better.

I asked to store next door "how much adena is the set?" when I was buying a pack of dvds.

Um after 26h la2 i went to school after i wasnt there for 3days :) the teacher asked me what was the reason i missed the school i said needed to get the B grade set :)

when you daydream of PKing the [censored] who stole the girl of your dreams and when you do it, your eyes go like this ^^

U played too much L2 when..

U start thinking of u'r cats as queen cat and Kai cat

When u drive by big open fields and think the NPC server is down cuz there are no mobs

when you havea dream that someone hacked yer acount.
man it was crazy cause it was like i had to log in before this other person logged in but wheni tried it was like you cant log in cause that account is already in use atm ^_^

and i was crying lol :(

thank the maker it is not so.

yesterday there was lunar Eclipse , a rare phenomena to see
in the night sky...

So i went out to look at it...
At a certain point of the eclipse the moon turns reddish colored
and i thought
OMG ... Dusk won this week >.<

You are somewhat awake as your freind yells at you to get out of bed. Then you tell him you're stuck in bed because /unstuck doesnt work *true story*

You are somewhat awake as your freind yells at you to get out of bed. Then you tell him you're stuck in bed because /unstuck doesnt work *true story*

Lol, now that is funny.

You know you play too much L2 once when you drive down the highway, see a white and gold SUV, and think of majestic armor. (totally true, was on my way to a convention)

....when u see names above peoples head in your dreams
....when u want to use the sleep skill on your wife cuz u came home too late (drunk as well)
....when u try to run like an elve but realize that your back hurts real fast
....when u kill spiders and look for a drop and cant find any
....when u sit down often in the hopes that it refuels your hp and mp right before some difficult task

When you start holding the "push to talk" hotkey for vent or Teamspeak while talking on the phone.
Happened to me last night.

I do this everytime i am on the phone whilst at the computer

As for seeing acronyms in license plates.. i see them everywhere. But its getting worse then that i see clan names and
character names all around me.

You've played too much L2 when someoone asks your name and you respond with the name of your L2 char.

My in game name used to be something a couple of my real life friends called me, so its not too embarrassing when i accidently introduce myself as Tesz, though it has happened a little too often :x

WHen you see wartags coming to gank you and you charge in to kill them, when you win you sit shaking as if you were just coming home from vietnam.

I used to get nervous everytime i went into PVP. I thought it was very strange that a game could make you experience enough concern that all the physical signs of fear were there. Talking to some friends though, most of them felt the same way.

I also had a dream my house was being sieged once ><

When you finished with a pulling a whole room, just kissed death w/ a few hp points left, and u sit in your chair shaking.

And i do the same thing Tesz. I actually lost an oly match on the PTS cuz my hand was shaking so bad i couldnt click to target my opponent. But i could account that to the massive amounts of caffinee i was drinking to stay awake lol.

You fall asleep and have dreams about meeting clan members, that you have never met, and cutting bread and eating dinner with them.
...not mine a friends, but still WOW lol back off the lineage

I try to adjust my TV image by trying to turn the camera, and see more :P

i have nightmares that i am getting ganked by wartages and im out of bsoe.

You know you played to much L2 when
1. you start playing WoW to escape.
2. when you wish that the future dark ages will turn into a life of L2
3. when you go through YouTube watching endless hours of L2 vids
4. when a player from L2 calls you from out of no where..

when you keep thinking that a pregnant coworker looks like one of the Lillim Marauders in CoA.

When someone writes breeze and you read brez... :o

I had a dream last night that I was being chased by an archer wartag in a local car park... I had mana burned all their MP but couldn't do anything else afterwards, in the end they decided not to kill me because my best mate was the leader of their clan Oo

That was my 3rd L2 dream now... kinda worrying really...

More frequently now i'm hearing people at my school saying "lol" and "owned", even those who don't play MMOs... what is society becoming ><

when you watch this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8) and think they should just pk the noob in karmian.

when you watch this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8) and think they should just pk the noob in karmian.

rofl

when you watch this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8) and think they should just pk the noob in karmian.

LOL brilliant :)

I dreamt that I had zariche once..And became rich lol..

LOL
This thread is always good for a laugh!
I know I play too much L2 When...
Im at work and imagining that im buffing myself with concentration ...to stay focused...

LOL
This thread is always good for a laugh!
I know I play too much L2 When...
Im at work and imagining that im buffing myself with concentration ...to stay focused...

I actually never believed this tread would survive this long :)

That youtube video is priceless.

when you watch this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8) and think they should just pk the noob in karmian.

LOL brilliant :)



Im still trying to figure out what class that guy is.

when you watch this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8) and think they should just pk the noob in karmian.

LOL brilliant :)



Im still trying to figure out what class that guy is.



Some sort of male elf, definitely. Elven Elder?

You played too much Lineage when...

Your first thoughts about your boss were ''clan leader'' when you seen her. >.>

considering his little dance, maybe swordsinger?

considering his little dance, maybe swordsinger?

Its a human male mage. No doubt about that. They even got the ******ed hair cut and the goofy look down. Heck the dance is pretty much spot on. Im just wondering what class. I am thinking pre-cat queen warlock due to his wonderful social interaction skills.

I'm thinking it's a boxed prophet, just based off the obvious level of intellect. :p

LMAO totally agreeing with both Maline and MrTea .. this was awesome!!

You played too much Lineage when...
you see a blue car with BW on it's plate and think about Blue Wolf set XD (btw, an Alfa Romeo can craft shots?) :P

you pass a tattoo parlour and wonder if you remembered your dye.

You're checking reports at work and see: a town named Dion, a customer code that is BSS, and a trucking company carrier that is the same name of your former clan member.

You're checking reports at work and see: a town named Dion, a customer code that is BSS, and a trucking company carrier that is the same name of your former clan member.

At which point I put down the report and go take a mental health break.

And go play more L2.

My friend had played too much WoW one day on our way home from school, all of a sudden he started laughing and said that he tried to press M to look on the map... He was on a bike... haha it really was sick

When you try to run like a Dark Elf at work.

and succeed without falling on your face or throwing your back.

Mine are:

When you laugh like a dwarf girl.

(by the way, it's nice to know I'm not the only one who dreams in L2 <.<;;;;)

When talking to your mom about your day you talk about how fun your last 8 hour grindgroup was.

When you refer to your friends by their character's gender, regardless of their real gender.

And can't change it.

When you refer to your friends by their ingame name even if you know their RL ones.

When your co-workers (who also play L2) tell you to have your kid learn how to play...

and you tell them that she used to tank in Cruma.

When getting a new job has you feeling ambivalent because you can't log in...

and you are happy when you find out that your PC at work CAN be used for gaming and is capable of more than one window of L2.

You want to cosplay as a L2 character, and wonder what mobs you need to farm to get the mats for it.

You dream of dressing up your boyfriend as a human mage.

When you hear the words 'formal wear' you think of the ingame wedding clothes.

When you fervently wish for a return spell to get to work when stuck in traffic.

When you set up your room so you don't have to leave the bed to play L2.

Your mother accepts your gaming and internet life as social interaction.

Remembers your friends by their ingame names.

When you overhear a conversation and someone says "She's such a backstabber," you think "ooh, mortal strike?"

You see shorts and think dwarf gear.

Instead of asking 'where do you live' you ask what server the other person they're on.

When you're watching a movie and someone dies, you think "REZ PLS!"

no, there's nothing wrong with the obsession <.<;;;;

When you fervently wish for a return spell to get to work when stuck in traffic.

I want oneeee! :)

When you set up your room so you don't have to leave the bed to play L2.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA[...]

When you overhear a conversation and someone says "She's such a backstabber," you think "ooh, mortal strike?"

LOL :D

no, there's nothing wrong with the obsession <.<;;;;

/agree... :P

You know you've played too much L2 when..

you're sitting at work looking at a Purchase order ticket and you see the three letters in the ticket "MAJ", you automatically think of Majestic Set :P.

When my kids giggle and elbow me every time they hear "prophet" or "bishop" in church.
When you start thinking how cool it would be to give your favorite football team some buffs.
Noticing that my dog's pills look just like B grade soul shot.

HAHAHAHAHA Best 3 so far!

Elrohir...how in the hell do you have 17,000 posts :confused:

Elro passed away a few months back. :(

Elro passed away a few months back. :(

like ... the BIG passed away ?

Well...I actually dont know. But one can only assume that someone that posts like that would not just abandon us out of no where. may he rest in peace. :(

These are the ones I've actually experienced:
When I was at a party where I knew like two people, I wondered who was aggro.
I was at work and this guy kept annoying me while I was trying to get a report done and I asked myself "Is it worth going red on this newb?"
People without badges in our building get name tags saying they're visitors. One of them is red. I had a knee jerk reaction when I saw that his name was in red and his name was Paul Knight Bixby (P.K. Bixby on the nametag)

xaxaxa

xaxaxa

When you know that this is a greek laughing.

what about jajajaja and aauhahuahuaa

what about jajajaja and aauhahuahuaa

jajajajaja is a spanish speaker laughing.

aauhahuahuaa is ..... i dunno.... a ******?

...when you can place the nationality of a player by their laughing.


You had this one coming from a MILE away :)

aauhahuahuaa is probably a brazilian.

aauhahuahuaa is probably a brazilian.

yeap it have to be someone from the rain forest .... :p

you play too much L2 when you forget that insulting people can end up with you getting hurt

It can? Darn it, need to stop doing it then.

It can? Darn it, need to stop doing it then.

i've gotten punched in the face on more than one occasion for calling people noobs after i take their chair :p

The trick is to use a language the others dont understand :) Say nyyppä to them next time, essentially the same, just that the word noob has been twisted to Finnish.

you play too much L2 when you forget that insulting people can end up with you getting hurt

what? I thought this was a single player game with great NPC scripting.

well iu know when you tell a biker to get lost.. and he cant beat you anyway cos you will just UD and Bsoe.. dont know if it is working but if it dos i used a Bsoe-Hospital!! :confused:

well iu know when you tell a biker to get lost.. and he cant beat you anyway cos you will just UD and Bsoe.. dont know if it is working but if it dos i used a Bsoe-Hospital!! :confused:

...When you can understand that without effort.

when youre looking for an event that puts an instant BILLION adena in your wallet.

to all that ARE looking for this kind of event, go away of my game.

DAMMIT MOD 9 :(

DAMMIT MOD 9 :(

LOL I saw the totally botched editing. I was trying to figure out what you were trying to say.

LMAO this thread is hallarious. Sadly I've done a few of these and have a few to add. I've done the one where I actually say lol and I've called my dad a noob a few times, I dreamed about some random player giving me top A and S grade for my BD (I almost cried when I woke up and realized it was a dream), I have had the whole thing where I experience fear and apprehension before a Raid or Pvp, and now that I read this I will probably start seeing things on liscense plates and thinking about pkking anything that ticks me off thats red. Here are a couple new things I just did before I started looking at the forums an hour ago ^^

You played too much L2 when -
You try to get to a website by typing /lineage2 (what I did omw here lol)
You put the level and class of your main toon on your resume...
It's the summer and your parents are kicking you off the computer because all you do is play L2 ^^ (really annoying, always makin me watch movies I've already seen and making me go out to eat with them when I'm still full from the last time. Good thing I have high metabolism or I would be fat :))
When you have seriously considered, or started, writing a Novel about your L2 characters adventures....
When the only reason your getting a job is so your parents wont limit the time your spending playing L2 while your at home.
When you wish your computer instantly started L2 for you every time you turn it on.
When your dream is to live in the same area as your clannies because you can't get enough 2 week free L2 things to get your friends to play too, even though your always telling them how much better it is than WoW.
When you wish there was a Lineage 2 Novel or series ^^.
When your about to get into a fight with a group of your friends against another group and say "I'll tank"
When you wish there was a full length Lineage 2 movie that would be shown in theaters ^^ (I work at a movie theater, so I would see it for free ^^)

When your about to get into a fight with a group of your friends against another group and say "I'll tank"

I did that even before L2 O.o

you know you play too much l2 when you go through every page of this post reading them all and laughing because you have done almost every one...

you played too much l2 when your skin already have the same colour than DE because u smoke too much

You know you play too much l2 when your sick and your cat walks by and you start yelling "stupid cat why arent you rejuvinating my HP?!"

When you start wacking pumpkins with hammers on Halloween looking for those **** items!

i play too much L2.... im mimicking my character's hairstyle and trying to make some armor for halloween.

when i start using the " in yahoo messenger

when i start using the " in yahoo messenger

:D
sadly i've done that lol :o

sms too :/

You go to a car dealership and ask for a dusk strider

That's just sad :confused:

That's just sad :confused:

lol... you should use the quote feature so we know what you are talking about.

Well, he is bumping up 2 year old threads too >.> Makes no sense all in all.

Well, he is bumping up 2 year old threads too >.> Makes no sense all in all.

:p

when you swear that the characters you play start showing the sign of aging

when you watch Lord of the Rings and say to yourself ... wait ... i know Xl3gol4sX and THAT isnt him ...

When you should be learning for you're driving licence exam and instead read this whole thread (doing this now... WTH am I thinking? :)).

When you bothered to even try to read more than 2 pages of this >.<

Well, he is bumping up 2 year old threads too >.> Makes no sense all in all.

seriously? wow. well, this isnt me who does this, its my dad.
You know u play L2 2 much when you make a book with every single item in the game detailed in it. it even has some cool little L2 pic for the cover ^^

I'm just waiting for someone to do an IRL video of themselves somewhere with the whole L2 options around them, like skill bars, etc :P.

I can do Frenzy for you, but you must be willing to pay for damages, fines etc. ^^

When your 5 year old needs buffs and heals...

When you consider not going to a family BBQ because Baium spawns tonight...

Can't party...siege weekend!!!

When you actually tell your friends that Oo

When you try to convince your friends that Lineage is the best and go on and on about your char and it's lvl ><

When your day is planned between buff rounds...

When you are in the hospital and all you can think about is how your clan is doing ^~

When your man calls from work to discuss lineage...

When you play lineage to "show" your company what it's all about..."I'll log after this buff round I swear, I just need 5 more badges...just let me pm my party so they don't think I ditched them"

When you're shopping and there are people hoarding around items you want and you think to yourself...**** bots!

When you don't know what to do during maintance ><

When you are in the hospital and all you can think about is how your clan is doing

See, I'm guilty of that myself.

When you are in the hospital and all you can think about is how your clan is doing

See, I'm guilty of that myself.



why should you worry?

they are nothing to worry about.

When you are in the hospital and all you can think about is how your clan is doing

See, I'm guilty of that myself.



why should you worry?

they are nothing to worry about.



Yeah, you have nothing to worry about... they have brains unlike some people :)

When you are in the hospital and all you can think about is how your clan is doing

See, I'm guilty of that myself.



why should you worry?

they are nothing to worry about.



Yeah, you have nothing to worry about... they have brains unlike some people :)



omg pvp look a town run insdie! BRAINS YO!

actually they stand there and let you go red.

on more than one occasion.

i think thats a much smarter move than Bsoe/porting.

it makes you worry about working off karma for the next hr instead of actually looking for more EoD

I worry about them because they are my friends, and I am loyal to them. And since I am sure loyalty is a concept unfamiliar to you, Sunburnt******:

loy·al·ty (loil-t)
n. pl. loy·al·ties
1. The state or quality of being loyal. See Synonyms at fidelity.
2. A feeling or attitude of devoted attachment and affection. Often used in the plural: My loyalties lie with my family.

actually they stand there and let you go red.

on more than one occasion.

i think thats a much smarter move than Bsoe/porting.

it makes you worry about working off karma for the next hr instead of actually looking for more EoD

only went red on EOD once spuid is getting dusty,

you have no idea how many alts of ours you PKd.

when u wish you could farm 1million dollars

when u wish you could farm 1million dollars

pssst ... it aint that hard.

when u wish you could farm 1million dollars

pssst ... it aint that hard.



you play to much Lineage 2 when show your actions like this;

/target spudnik
/attack
/double shot
You hit spudnik for 145675
/pickup
you pick up 1,000,000 dollars

not what i meant, but whatever.

Tjeez is my topic still running :o Keep it up all :) I ran out of quotes for the moment.

You play to much when you quit you job to play this game.

When you dream about having a +20 drac bow with focus and augmented with focus and an active skill called return 6 that is as fast as a blessed soe

You play to much when you quit you job to play this game.

When you dream about having a +20 drac bow with focus and augmented with focus and an active skill called return 6 that is as fast as a blessed soe

no, you played too much L2 when you HAVE all those things.

you played too much L2 when...

you wish your computer instantly started L2 for you every time you turn it on.

when you have figured out that you can drag the L2 shortcut to the start > prorams > startup menu, and drop it.
when you wake up, you log into game before taking a shower or drinking coffee.
you have a spare machine set up with the sole purpose of telling you Exactly when it is 6 minutes past the hour.
you have a debate with a friend about the possiblity of toma being an ex-mammon that got banned.
you refer to other grinding/PvP games you play (MegaMek.NET anyone?) as "vacation".
your cooking skills are 60% crafts.
when you have figured out how to play L2 from work, and convinced your boss that it makes you more productive.
when your excuses for being late for work include L2 terms for no particular reason: "sorry im late, i needed to get a yaksa for my grandmother."
when a friend asks if you want to hang out and in your mind you see /invite and click the "accept" button.

you played too much L2 when...

you wish your computer instantly started L2 for you every time you turn it on.

when you have figured out that you can drag the L2 shortcut to the start > prorams > startup menu, and drop it.
when you wake up, you log into game before taking a shower or drinking coffee.
you have a spare machine set up with the sole purpose of telling you Exactly when it is 6 minutes past the hour.
you have a debate with a friend about the possiblity of toma being an ex-mammon that got banned.
you refer to other grinding/PvP games you play (MegaMek.NET anyone?) as "vacation".
your cooking skills are 60% crafts.
when you have figured out how to play L2 from work, and convinced your boss that it makes you more productive.
when your excuses for being late for work include L2 terms for no particular reason: "sorry im late, i needed to get a yaksa for my grandmother."
when a friend asks if you want to hang out and in your mind you see /invite and click the "accept" button.



You play too much L2 when you think of all of that...

...if you have L2 music on your ipod. (not me!)

*looks through music*...


nope

Driving home yesterday the car infront of me started its number plate with BD53, I immediately thought I'm BD60 :eek:

had a very similar experience... except this license plate said 'BTB3' and i thought to myself what a feckin noob... i have btb 5 on my soes....