Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man turns on the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN; "Hello"
WOMAN; "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN; "Yes"
WOMAN; "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN; "Sure,go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN; "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN; "How much?"
WOMAN; "$90,000"
MAN; "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN; "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN; "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a good price."
WOMAN; "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN; "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, their jaws dropped.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Did you all hear that they are doing another remake of the best Classic Horror Flicks? Yes that is right they are doing a remake of.......The Exorcist.
However this time it has a new twist! This time a woman hires the devil to get the priest out of her son!
Did you all hear that they are doing another remake of the best Classic Horror Flicks? Yes that is right they are doing a remake of.......The Exorcist.
However this time it has a new twist! This time a woman hires the devil to get the priest out of her son!
A father and son were out on a walk when they came across two dogs breeding.
The son asks the father "Dad what are those dogs doing?"
The father trying to be progressive tells his son that, "They are making a puppy."
Much later that night the father and mother are doing some bedroom gymnastics when they are startled by their son walking in and asking "Dad what are you doing to mom?"
Again the father trying to be progressive responds, "Son your mother and I are making you a little brother."
After some thought the son says, "Well dad can you turn her over I would rather have a puppy."