Erica Enquirer Vol. 3, No. 6

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Special Romance Issue! Romance ads, Romance Stories, Romantic disasters, Romancing more than one player at a time, and more!

C5 was the last of the 'Chaotic' expansions, C6 begins a four part series of 'Romantic' expansions. Coming in C6 are:

- new looks for all toons (potions available for curly hair for DE ladies, 'augmentation' operations for female dwarfs, finger amputations for Orcs, and rollerskates)
- marraiges for players (warring with your spouse's clan results in a divorce, for example)
- children born of couples (9 months after wedding, random combinations of racial traits and stats, explanded player slots on accounts with offspring, and more)
- Community server valentines
- new emotes (hold hands, smooch, make out, pinch bootie, and more)
- Broken hearts (like negative tattoos, -Dex and -Con, no +s on these sad stories)
- Pet love, get a whole litter of wolves! Yes, you can have up to six pets active at once, but Lord Knows how you will control the critters.
- Pink Tutus for the ladies
- Pink tutus for DE males
- sleeveless tshirts for orcs, and backwards caps!

Other planned editions for C6 are the basements for the catas and necros and brussel sprouts. Yes, brussel sprout quests....the only way to personalize the look of your armor.

Siege catapults, toss those dwarfs over the castle walls! Snakes! Pollution and outhouses!

Contest #3:
- Where are the developers' and programmers' initials found in the L2 world?
...answer next issue...

Interview with a pro-farmer:
Rumpunch (RP): I am intersted in the economics of what you do, and I want to ask you why you feel it is all right to break the Eula.
ProFarmer: <logs off>
Rumpunch: /Petition/report a bad user/....get that sucka banned!

In the next issue: I was Antharas' Love Slave, the secrets of over enchanting revealed, and 101 ways to save an adena!
Sweet! Can't wait get my pink Tutu. I'll be in NoS's basment hideing from Orcs with backwards caps... lord helps us if they get baggy jeans in C7! Will we be able to fling Brussel Sprouts over Castle wall? Starve the enemy out!

EDIT: Keyboard still sucks...fixing missed letters/spaces
Hmm, just what we need a bunch of green flatbillers (http://www.flatbiller.com/index.html) running around with fistblades stuffed in their pants. Light elfs should be able to wear the tutus also. Just what I need, some good pet lovin'. Gimme some of that monkey love. ooops, wrong game :confused:
- children born of couples (9 months after wedding, random combinations of racial traits and stats, explanded player slots on accounts with offspring, and more)

(/me tries to imagine the kid of an orc-dwarf couple)
(/me shivers)
Bad mental image. ¡¡BAD!!

- Pink tutus for DE males

Oh, gods, I'm going to be laughing at that for about a week :D
I can't see the pink tutu going well with your robes Devlyn but what the heck. If it's a common craft item though your crafting it yourself.