Saw a conversation in Dwarf Village the other day which indicated the following:
Player 1 attacks player 2
Player 2 killed player 1
Player 1 then yells Player 2 is a scammer and PK'er
Player 2 replied with something like "Can't scam without selling, can't PK someone who attacks first"
Player 1 responded with ........
........ "Carebear"
I laugh hard at griefers and gankers who pester lower level characters and then whine and complain when we pull out our mains and roll them. You reap what you sow.
People who gank you, but end up losing, calling you a noob, but being the dead guy on the floor.
Archers calling me cheap when i use Party Recall to get my grp to safety when getting hit for 800 dmg a shot, not being able to run away from them, or TO them to hit them. (Open PvP)
Pkers who kill lowbies and complain that its 'Unfair' if a high lvl kills them and takes their gear, and that 'They didnt stand a chance'
player 1 archer - kills player 2 SE
player 3 archer - kills player 2 archer
player 2 archer - screams " thats not fair"
pretty common to hear dead people yelling thats not fair. maybe everyone should be the same exact lvl, same exact race and have same exact gear. no shots no potions no scrolls no buffs ... then it might be fair .. if all the smart people were stupid too.
I have a funny macro set up that shouts "choo choo I am coming for you!" Love to use it when training mobs on bots. Doesnt always work and I am thinking about making one that starts off with "99 tiles on the ceiling, take one down, pass it around 98 tiles on the ceiling.
People always say the most amazing things. I heard a player talking to a farmer toon arguing about the price of something in general chat complaining that thier website listed it cheaper.
I guess if you cant laugh at yourself in this game or the stupidity of others you shouldnt play. To all the oxygen theifs out their quit stealing my air!!!!!
Once upon a time, I decided it would be a great idea to finally start a hatchling. Need to get one first, of course, so I do the quest for it. Now, I'm 7x at the time in mixed B and A-grade, down in EG forced to kill some mobs. All of a sudden this red archer comes by and starts shooting me; I two shot him (didn't have SS on. :p). Needless to say, he popped and dropped all his (NG) stuff/'shots.
His line afterwards was great.
"Good figh-- hey, wait. B-grade? What are YOU doing here?"
I think the most common one that annoys me is the level 78 necro killing a level 52 dwarf and calling it "owned".
Then as the dwarf gets his level 61 archer friend and kills the necro, it's "unfair", "cheap", and "lame" because it was 2v1.
People who gank you, but end up losing, calling you a noob, but being the dead guy on the floor.
Archers calling me cheap when i use Party Recall to get my grp to safety when getting hit for 800 dmg a shot, not being able to run away from them, or TO them to hit them. (Open PvP)
Pkers who kill lowbies and complain that its 'Unfair' if a high lvl kills them and takes their gear, and that 'They didnt stand a chance'
What's even funnier is when the person brings their main and 2 clan mates and all 3 get rolled.
I think the most common one that annoys me is the level 78 necro killing a level 52 dwarf and calling it "owned".
Then as the dwarf gets his level 61 archer friend and kills the necro, it's "unfair", "cheap", and "lame" because it was 2v1.
I had a quite funny thing happening the other day in franz, near floran village:
Player: hey, can you help me with the quest, i have to find npc but cant.
Me: What quest youre doing?
Player: lvl 39
I look at him, hes a DE dagger user, so i assume, he wants to be assassin. And nice person like i am "_" i look up the guide and find out that he has to find a tree.
Me: Your npc is a tree somewhere around here, bright green one
5 minutes passed by
Player: I cant find that old tree, discribed in quest
Me: Its not old, its bright green
5 minutes passed
Player: Oh.. tytyty.. i found the tree
Me: Great :)
10 minutes passed
Player: Hey, i have to go east from floran to talk to npc, where's east?
Me: ....
Player: Can you help me again?
Me: well there's a compass up right corner. The big N points to north, so east is on your right hand.
1-2 minutes passed
Player: But the north points to south
Im thinking there.. like.. wth is he talking about
Me: You know you can change it when you turn camera around you. Havent you ever used compass
Player: Didnt have to
1-2 mins passed again
Player: Oooooh.. is that how its used
Im lauging and same time wondering how the hell did he got to lvl 39 and never used compass. Ok.. dont think much longer and continue grinding. Like half hour later
Player: Hey.. where i can get Hex spellbook
Me: Btw.. how long have you played this game
Player: Since beta...
Im speechless now...
Me: in the magic shop
1-2 minutes passing by
Player: thank youuuuuu.. will you marry me?
i used to mass farm the SBs at ivory tower. i normally would sell them for 50k each but before i can say a price people offer me 100-200k. works for me :)
I became rather infamous in my clan for taking wrong turns.
One time we were raiding stupid Basilisks by ant's nest--it was only like the 2nd time I had been there back then.
I port to southern entrance to wastelands and Look once at map to see group's dots to my upper right (north east).
For some reason, I look up at compass, tell myself that "Left IS east" and begin running northWEST.
To this day I don't know how I got it turned around. Anyway, I'm almost out of wastelands up by windmill hill to the NorthWEST and my clanmates keep shouting things like "your OTHER East" and "Look at the map, dammit"
(I hadn't been looking at the map---I simply was maneuvering toward what I thought was the right direction).
They have to wait a LONG time for me to get to raid once I realize that when you are facing North, you have to turn RIGHT to go East--and I admit to them I screwed up the compass because I wasn't paying attention.
Of course it happens a couple more times over the next weeks so I get the undesireable reputation of "always Lost".
We are raiding Apepi for the first time a few days later--mixed group of 4-5 of my clanmates and some strangers:
I port nearby first and begin to run in right direction, one of the strangers types in party chat: "follow drakkos"
Immediate comments in partychat from my clanmates............all landing almost simultaneously:
Tresta: NO!
Turg: NOOOO!
DarkenRahl: No, DON'T FOLLOW DRAKKOS
Kylie: No!!!!
Iahek: You don't want to do that!
Left the "pick up" players a bit unsure if they should stick with us---I was the tank!
I thought that was pretty funny.
I port nearby first and begin to run in right direction, one of the strangers types in party chat: "follow drakkos"
Immediate comments in partychat from my clanmates............all landing almost simultaneously:
Tresta: NO!
Turg: NOOOO!
DarkenRahl: No, DON'T FOLLOW DRAKKOS
Kylie: No!!!!
Iahek: You don't want to do that!
Left the "pick up" players a bit unsure if they should stick with us---I was the tank!
I thought that was pretty funny.
Lol I can just see the party list now .......
DING Player xrtgf has left the party
DING Player sdftre has left the party
DING Player derft has left the party
A couple of months ago I was messing around in the arena. There was a player that kept gate-hopping (which I'll never understand why they do that at the arena!) and annoying everybody. So when he popped in I cancelled him. He got all ticked off and shouted out that I was cheating and using unfair skills in the arena.
Once my friend had a PvP, long ago, in C1.
He was a Dark Avenger, and he killed one mage using the Shield Stun skill.
The mage seriously said:"Hey, you play not fair. Don't use your shield stun".
:)
Once my friend had a PvP, long ago, in C1.
He was a Dark Avenger, and he killed one mage using the Shield Stun skill.
The mage seriously said:"Hey, you play not fair. Don't use your shield stun".
:)
How can Dark Avenger kill someone without it? :))
That's like pvping a pure summoner and asking them not to put out their pet...
Well, I don't mind - it's just a waste of MP for the buffer. :p DW/Focus/Guidance/Might/etc...which I simply won't get to make a use of (oh, I crit for 60 instead of 40 damage now...).
I learned typing on a mechanical typewriter. :/ Initially, I couldn't press shift - just didn't have enough strength in my pinky (if that's the smallest finger...).
I have trouble remembering to hit the keys gently when I type on a keyboard now, so they last me about three to four years before the space key goes wonky.
People that just got owned, shouting all kinds of random smack while laying dead on the ground. Very amusing.
I usually love these types of situations cause I'll go and sit on the Head of the Corpse and let them scream even louder while they await their precious Brez ^^
People that just got owned, shouting all kinds of random smack while laying dead on the ground. Very amusing.
I usually love these types of situations cause I'll go and sit on the Head of the Corpse and let them scream even louder while they await their precious Brez ^^
After the first few times that you interrupt their "precious brez" they usually either give up, or down comes a whole party ^^
Leave your buffer behind. Watch for the person with brez to come up and cast. Run up and use a 20% rez with blessed real fast. Timed properly, it equates to one wasted brez.
Sleep should be about equal to to the cast time, too. Trance should just interrupt it entirely, you should have time to try 2-3 times before the brez goes off.
I died one time, by some people...so a clan mate came out to get me. He tried a brez, they interupted him. So then he tried a normal rez, told me not to accept they interupted him. Then he took of his armor, and tryed a normal rez, and they killed him, and turned red. Then he came back, killed the red (the people were training not pking, so weren't red before) and brezed me. The thing the person said was "HA, you are so dumb you just wasted like 10 Brezes (he tried rezzing more than what I explained with the normal rez scrolls before he took off the armor)" All my friend replied was "I know T_T"
Then he said, "sorry I just wanted to rez my friend...I will use a brez on you if you want, I got TONS" The guy accepted his 0% rez scroll...
In C4 I was hunting with CORE and we were raiding Lilith. I was a lvl 62 ES with a borrowed +8 Emi bow. I just wanted to try it so I could shoot from far. Now I had crap for damage but then the impossible happens...I crit for 296 dmg on Lilith which is laughable of course. NOW I am in for it...she is DEAD SET on killing me and REFUSES the umpteen hate spells cast on her to get her off me. I type HELLLP in addition to screaming in Teamspeak. Everyone starts laughing and saying RUN WIN RUN!!
I had to kite that BEE with an ITCH for the rest of the raid....me a measely ES/Archer/Tank. :P
In C4 I was hunting with CORE and we were raiding Lilith. I was a lvl 62 ES with a borrowed +8 Emi bow. I just wanted to try it so I could shoot from far. Now I had crap for damage but then the impossible happens...I crit for 296 dmg on Lilith which is laughable of course. NOW I am in for it...she is DEAD SET on killing me and REFUSES the umpteen hate spells cast on her to get her off me. I type HELLLP in addition to screaming in Teamspeak. Everyone starts laughing and saying RUN WIN RUN!!
I had to kite that BEE with an ITCH for the rest of the raid....me a measely ES/Archer/Tank. :P
LOL Silver..no but I did the non-swearing rap again. :P
Shrrt....frrrggittttt.....how?.....dmmmmhhht...WHY ?? <----Me trying not to swear on Teamspeak.
LOL Silver..no but I did the non-swearing rap again. :P
Shrrt....frrrggittttt.....how?.....dmmmmhhht...WHY ?? <----Me trying not to swear on Teamspeak.
It actually may have been funnier when Lojo said it.
But, now that I think about it, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard you say in TS ^^
I'm running about on my dwarf leveling. There is another player nearby who I've noticed following people around and obviously having conversations. At some point he has come up to me and said hello but little else then disappeared again. I'm not really paying much attention to what he is doing nor what chat is happening.
Suddenly I see the message 'xderfg has hit you for 10 damage' which caused me to stop. In white chat pops up the message
"Listen to me"
I was so tempted to say
"Sorry I didn't hear you speak!"