Apologie of the Devil...

Greetings,

Well for all of you, my Apologie. (http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apologie)

I will admit to have being rude to all of you. I will also admit to lighting up a few fires and PK'ing tons of people (as well as a few moderators).

I am a greyhat, and as such people never really know what to expect from me. Here is an example that happened to me today :

I approach a guard post because I need physical access to sensitive servers.

Guard1 : HALT ! Who are you ?
Dark : I'm the Devil.
Guard2 : What ?
*Dark smiles and hands over pass*
Guard2 (to Guard1) : Hey, this guy has an SR-9238 pass.
Guard1 : Oh sorry, I just never saw you before sir.
Dark : Do you read the Official boards ?
Guard2 and Guard1 : What ?
Dark : Nevermind gentlemen, have a nice day.

Hackers (at least the good ones) NEVER call out hacks. They operate in the shadows and you will rarely ever see them. Baseball players never call out hits either because they never know what exactly they are going to get thrown, or what they will hit.

Except for Babe Ruth, he would call out Home Runs... Muahhahahahahhaha ! Would you beleive me if I called out a **** ?

Maybe you would. If I was the greatest hacker.

So should I call it ?

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

O_o another strange post by DarkMotion

not strange i understood the whole thing.... **** im starting to think like him thats scary lo

Greetings,

O_o another strange post by DarkMotion

ROFL. I was inspired by HGMspam, who once made a "Darkmotionesk" post. I tried to make it as well as I could.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

darkmotion, i think it would be best if maybe you laid off the drugs for a while

ROFL. I was inspired by HGMspam, who once made a "Darkmotionesk" post. I tried to make it as well as I could.

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then imitating ones self must indeed be the most genuine.

an apology is not worth anything if the person say it as if he's odd and it should excuse him completely from all rights or wrongs. An apology of the devil indeed.
Now i dont know you Darkmotion and i could very well be wrong also, allthough for a strangers eyes this is how you come out.

If the Devil told you he was sorry would you truly believe him? :D

Or would you expect a dirty trick and start to hate the french language even more? Never trust the french small letters.


Appologie accepted, Captain Devil.

Greetings,

an apology is not worth anything if the person say it as if he's odd and it should excuse him completely from all rights or wrongs. An apology of the devil indeed.

Would it make you feel any better if I said I was sorry ?

I'm really really sorry... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/darkmotion/the_look.jpg)

Commander Woody, set a course for L2 radio... (http://www.lineageradio.com/listen.html)

Muahahahhahaha ! Imagine if I owned you for 3 hours, and I was doing most of the talking... (I guess that would make me a teacher, a DJ or a television).

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

Commander Woody, set a course for L2 radio...

Oh, lord! I fould out what darks hidden meaning was. Heaven help us :p :D

Its Darth Woody.

Tsk. Thats what you get these days no respect. Scary was that by following the link I saw advertisement of me.

But.....

Seems the devil has bitten the lure of shonen.

Oh, lord! I fould out what darks hidden meaning was. Heaven help us :p :D

That's riiiiiiight...

And guess who gets the honor (?) of training him?

Greetings,

And guess who gets the honor (?) of training him?

The honor comes from learning, not teaching.

Captain Jenku was walking towards the small hut that served as a jail, conviced he could talk some sense into Genji. Master Genji was one of the most respected samuraïs and surely the finest blade in the land. He was jailed for vagabonding after his master was killed, going on a peace mission master Genji had advised against.

Guard ! Open the door and get me the prisoner, Jenku said with a ferm tone. Both guards bowed, and they quickly scrambled to open the door of the small hut. As they opened the door, a putrid smell of urin and human waste invaded their noses, almost to the point of making them puke.

Master Genji had been tied at all four limbs, and the ropes stretched. The ropes still had tension on them, but master Genji was nowhere to be found. The guard checked all the corners of the small hut, but alas, the master was missing.

The guard turned around to report the absence of the prisoner, and at the same time received a rock the size of a fist behind the head, around the neck area. He started to bleed and scream from the pain. Captain Jenku quickly grabbed a piece of cloth, put it on the wound of the guard and said :

You idiot ! You check all four corners, but you forgot to check the roof ! Now the prisoner has really escaped.

A swordsman came running and advised Captain Jenku that the prisoner had not fled, but was in the armory. They had barricaded the armory and were waiting for further instructions. As Captain Jenku came to the armory, he thought how his troops would not stand much a chance against a fully armed swordsman such as Genji, but appreciated how they had disposed themselves.

They had blocked the entrance with barrels of rice and 5 men were behind the armory. 2 men were on each side and 3 groups of 5 men were guarding the main entrance, from wich master Genji would probably try to escape.

As he came up to the front entrance, Captain Jenku could hear the sounds of blades slicing through the air. Master Genji was training, probably using two swords, he was one of the few who could master handling two swords, like master Musashi.

Captain Jenku bowed in respect in front of the door and said : Master Genji, is there anything I can do to assist you in returning to your designed position.

Does the night ask the day to come ? Genji replied. You could still hear the swords slicing the air.

Captain Jenku advised his men to wait for the slicing sounds to stop, and then to open the doors and let him walk away.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

nice story.. where is the rest? :p

Greetings,

nice story.. where is the rest? :p

I write from history. I don'T write the future, I am not an Oracle. So where are we now...

After 3 days and 3 night of hearing the swords slicing the air, Captain Jenku decided to request an audience with master Genji. Oddly enough, it seemed as if several swords were slicing the air.

Master Genji, I request to speak with you, Jenku said.

Come alone, show aggression and die, Master Genji replied. And bring food, he added after about 5 seconds of silence.

Captain Jenku ordered the guards to remove the rice barrels, to gain access to the armormy. As two guards opened the doors, two more tried to follow Captain Jenku inside, but he quickly waved them off and entered alone in a quick and ferm pace.

Master Genji was in the Lotus position, and at the four corners of the rooms, a series of rocks, ropes and swords had been arranged to slice the air. The four corners looked like ghost swordsmen, working without pause for their master.

You are late ! Genji barked out !

Captain Jenku's first reflex was to put his hand on his sword, and he soon regretted this move as master Genji quickly rose from his position and placed his right hand on the guard of his Katana.

Far from me the idea to challenge you, master. I am sorry for my imprudence, Captain Jenku quickly spoke out. He remove his hand from his trusted sword, and bowed.

That was wise. I would have crushed you. Where is my food ? Genji removed his hand from his sword and placed it in front of himself, just as a begger would.

I will give you food if you promise not to kill my troops, master Genji. Very well, if you are to keep me as a prisoner some more, you will feed me decently, and I will give your men training.

Those who approach me with a bokken will be taught a lesson. Those who come with a Daito will be killed. Master Genji bowed to his visitor, who knew his time had come to move back. Captain Jenku ordered some food to be given to the prisoner, and told the men to enter the armory armed only with a booken, or risk getting killed.

The doors were closed back as Captain Jenku walked out, and the barrels of rice were placed back.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

You know I get emails like your posts Darkmotion, they usually contain viruses or ad's .

Lol, now you know what the devil does to earn his Li2 account ;)

Greetings,

Lol, now you know what the devil does to earn his Li2 account ;)

Tss Tss. You should know by now I don't need help from anyone.

Captain Jenku returned, with much ease. The ice had been broken with the master, so it would be easier to make him learn reason...

He bowed to the swordsman, then displayed his kata, to wich Genji joined, following the teachings of Captain Jenku.

Captain Jenku bowed to master Genji; this is all I could teach you...

The honor comes from learning, replied Genji.

You are free to go, vagabond.
Thank you. SK.

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

So where did you liberate this story from?

First I thought, prhaps form hidden fortress because of the earlier SW remakrs from a less known forummer?

Then this musashi person he got his own book allready. Could this be a sequel?

I hope for master Genji that he never enters Li2 world. The shock would kill him when he realizes that his swordmastery means nothing here.

Greetings,

I hope for master Genji that he never enters Li2 world. The shock would kill him when he realizes that his swordmastery means nothing here.

Perhaps. It's the reaction people have towards technology.

My Kung-Fu betta than U !

Have Fun ! ™

BoardPK
Official Board Devil

kill the devil....kill the devil....burnnnnnnn :p

You know I get emails like your posts Darkmotion, they usually contain viruses or ad's.

Pfft. Devil don't need no viagra. He needs Lithium :) You know, to treat that bi-polar thingy