PROTECT ME FROM THE BURGER!!!!!!!! (http://video.sympatico.msn.com/v/en-ca/v.htm?g=ce47f3f0-5dc7-4f5f-916d-10370621a2ef&f=imbot_en-ca&fg=rss)
Must be viewed in IE for some reason.
They say fast food is harmful, but I don't think it has reached the stage where you have to call the emergency services. :)