Greetings,
but the plot sickens when i find out that the "raid boss" is actually a blue shark dog bent on world domination via obscure rambling! O.o
Well, the story doesn't always seem so clear, but the message is still there. Here is an example...
The man who beat death
There was a man named Misery that lived in a very small shack, and had only 1 pear tree (and to add to his misfortune, people would steal all his pears).
One day, as he prayed, he asked God to grant him the wish that if anyone went in his tree, he would not be able to get down without his own permission.
Low and behold, the next day, a bandit went up the tree, but was not able to get down. Misery went outside and laughed at the bandit.
I'm feeling like lighting a fire under my tree to smoke you like a ham. The bandit pleaded for his life. Only if you promise not to approach my tree again. Not without 100 miles, the bandit quickly replied. So Misery said it is my will God that this man may leave my tree.
The bandit was able to get down and quickly ran away (he was never seen again around the tree).
Oh but one day all mighty Death knocks on Misery's door. I have come for you, Death spoke loudly. I guess nothing can be done. Will you grant me the wish to eat one last of my pears before you take me ? Misery asked.
Such a small request would be impossible to refuse, so let us go outside and choose a pear for yourself. They both stepped outside, and the old man chose a ripe and perfect pear.
Well go ahead and get it, before it falls on your head, Death said. Well, you see I am an old man, it would be hard for me to climb in that tree. Do you think you could get the pear for me ?
Of course, it would be much easier. So Death climbed the tree and got the pear easily. HEY ! I can't get off ! He roared at Misery to let him down.
Master Death, if I let you down, you will just take me.
By All Mighty Death I promise if you let me down the tree, I will never come back here, and on judgement day, you will be the last one I will slice with this tool.
Then it is my wish, Master Death, that you climb down the tree.
Death quickly disappeared and thoughout the ages, it has never been known to knock on it's door again.
And that folks, is why Misery has been alive since the dawn of time, and will last until the very end of it.
*bows*
Have Fun !
Darkmotion
Board Devil (
http://www.amazon.fr/Un-loup-est-un/dp/2020291452) / Fired ! (
http://forums.mmoradio.com/forumdisplay.php?f=66)