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Elrohir Jan 30, 2007, 9:15 AM #1

Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first IT guy, "I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off!"

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"Nope." says IT guy one. "I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk, next to my new laptop."

"Really?" asked the second IT guy. "You got a new laptop?"

Populater Jan 30, 2007, 10:50 AM #2

More good stuff Elro, I knew this would be a subject I could relate to by the title. :)

Allwine Jan 30, 2007, 12:05 PM #3

Couldnt you just call the girl a laptop if she was umm, sitting on your lap?
BTW, what processor does it have?

TailChaser Jan 30, 2007, 12:10 PM #4

Just drop her on the floor. Don't want that new laptop getting all wet and fried.

Elrohir Jan 30, 2007, 12:36 PM #5

Where I get my laptop serviced (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/jfencl/061801laptopservice.jpg).

Allwine Jan 30, 2007, 2:16 PM #6

Where I get my laptop serviced (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/jfencl/061801laptopservice.jpg).

Where do you come up with this stuff?
I only live a few hours from there, but have yet to make the drive up there. I heard its not that great of a place. Especially after living in Los Angeles/Orange County Cali for most of my life. I sure miss "Thats Fritz Too"

MelaQuinn Jan 30, 2007, 2:43 PM #7

*hangs her head in sheer sadness* Men.....*tries very hard to supress the small giggle*