Marriage - Part 1

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Ok, this one is kinda similar to the last post "Man of the house"
Let me guys know if these have already been posted. If not , I have part2, part3 , part 4.... etc

Marriage - Part I

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I
tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing
and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a
hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ........ whether you're here
or not."
dang that always seems to be the best motivator lol

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ........ whether you're here
or not."



HELLO NEIGHBOR!!!!

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ........ whether you're here
or not



:D
Marriage (Part II)

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

Marriage (Part II)

A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"



lol!