Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Idaho. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
Women from Maryland are the same except they like to kick you in the shins.
+1 for being dropped in a grocery store by my wife for saying something dumb. I am over 6 feet tall and weigh 240+ she is just barely over 5 feet tall and weighs 120. I think I remember her saying timber when she dropped me.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Idaho. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
great joke! :) i loved the love boat, but fantasy island was pretty cool too. tattoo kinda freaked me out a lil bit tho. i still hear his voice every time i see a plane fly overhead :p
Chicago is for losers. Move to Evansville, Indiana. We got corn. And the Colts (I touched the Lombardi Trophy =3)
Colts broke my heart this year (I'm a Pats fan). I tip my cap to the Colts. They perservered, shut up the 'Peyton can't win the big one' critics, and did so in a classy style.
Grats to the Colts and their fans.
See you guys for game one, Thursday night, this September. It's ON!