My friend was telling me a story last night, about how she decided to role-play some in game. She was waiting for the merchant of mammon to show his never on time butt at the proper meeting place when she got bored.
She came up with a new event she called the Hammer of the Dwarves. She goes around and visits the rats in the catacombs and necro's. When she finds them, she asks them for gss to pay as tribute to overlook their presence in the sacred lands. If they fail to pay she summons about 20 mobs to their location to bring swift god like vengeance upon their heathen souls.
Last night, one rat called her a robber before the party of 8 soe'd out of the necro instead of paying the fee.
Boy some people forget thats is a game and play like it's their job or something! :D