In this issue: L2 Science, L2 Romance, L2 Politics, L2 Legends and L2 Food.
Overherard in Dion:
Player1 "Do you know the difference between an elephant and a pick-up truck?"
Player2 "No"
Player1 "Then you better not drive."
In our continueing efforts to raise the average IQ of Erica players* here is our first edition of the ~L2 Science Page~
Today's topic, are Kaemel birds or mammels? Well, they have that wing, thats one for the bird side. But they have hair on their heads, which is a mammel trait, but they might be really fine feathers up there, like on a pigeon, so that is a neutral trait. But the lady Kaemel have, well...something in common with the Dark Elf ladies. Since only mammels nurse (birds get the equivalent nutrition from the yolk of the egg) these two beauties are clear evidence that they are mammels. So the wing is some edition by the Gods of L2, probably Shillen, who loves the dark magic the Kaemel use.
So our newest PKer is ikiteyoulikebubbles or something like that. He is based out of Goddard, his clan has a CH there so he can port to Hot Springs, Wall of Argos and similar areas, though he sometimes heads south of Aden. Rumor has that this is naterainbow, ow1, and a whole series of characters run by the same person. The player continues to try to impress himself, he doesn'e earn anything but laughs (and a bit of occasional frustration) from others. I'm betting others will be wearing his gear by the end of February, if not sooner.
Has anyone from Erica gone to Hellbound and the other new are yet? If so, post your experiences.
It is nice to see a lot of old faces back on Erica. For those who return and find that you are fallen well behind on the level curve....well, Don't Leave Again! Sheesh, you want to keep up on levels you gotta stick around and do what ya gotta do.
I heard a couple ppl talking in Giran that someone hacked the database of some of the adena sales sites and turned over the buyer listings to NCSoft. They speculated that we will see a mass ban of people who ever bought Adena from the cheat.stores. That would suit me just fine, but I suspect that only repeat buyers will get the BanHammer. C'mon NCS, smack 'em all! Don't listen to lame excuses, the game will be better with the cheaters gone.
Does anyone know how many waterfalls there are in the L2 world? First one to list them all gets a PRIZE.
Did you know that there are currently over 17 dating couples who met on Erica? There also have been two children from these Erican couples. Both mothers laughed at me when I asked if the baby was named Joy.
In the next issue: I was Antharas Love Slave, ikiteyoulikebubbles' main name revealed, preview of CT+1, and more!
* Granted, recent polls show that players on Erica have IQs about 18 points higher than the average on Bartz, Gustin and Teon. We are even further ahead of the other servers.