In this issue: Special Communication to Rumpunch from the Gods Maphir, Enesiad and Shillien revealed.
The dusty wooden box rested for decades on a shelf in the office of the Assistant Chief Warder of the Mammon Tabernackle near the great lake. With the recent death of the High Priest and his quick replacement the new Assistant Chief Warder told hils orcish neice (Rumpunch) to clean the office. Carefully hiding anythign of possible value in my backpack, the dusty box found itself in my home study where (after fortifying myself with appropriate beverages) I inveistigated.
"Gods' Decree Upon the Proper Organization of the World"
We Maphir, Enesiad and Shillien do hearby forever agree to organize the world as follows:
- We give the gift of adena, mats and items to the mobs and npcs and PCs must obtain all from them.
- We bless the mobs with immortality, when they 'die' they reappear without losing experience
- The long legged races of the world (human, elf, dark elf, orc, kaemel) are tasked with the job of harvesting adena from mobs
- The long legged races are tasked with then giving the adena to the short legged race, dwarves.
- Half the dwarven population are tasked with the job of sitting on their buttocks in Giran and collecting adena from long legs. Other dwarves may dance and be cute.
Signed *** the three Gods named above***
There was other information about the eventual resummoning of Shillien (a later expansion, which may happen on some servers but not others, giving significantly different skill sets to DE and Kaemel if it happens), but I'll tell you about that in a later EE.
So all adena is fated to belong to Dwarves, other races just exist to collect it for dwarves.
In the next issue: The Truth behind the 'Seven Secret Emotes' (which make a DE lady's blouse fall open if done in the right order) and 'I was Antharas' Love Slave'