You wanna hear something funny? well i guess it's kinda serious as the entire race only has one wing left after that....
yes thats right ladies and gents, what are some of the funniest L2 jokes you can think of? :p
an elf and a little dwarf girl walk up to a guys only club, the elf walks in just fine but the bodyguard stops the dwarf. "Im sorry, guys only in here" the dwarf looks at him and goes "you let the elf in though!"
Where do raid bosses grow up?
in an Orfen-age
how many kamael does it take to change a lightbulb?
kamael and lightbulbs never existed at the same time so we'll never know......
Here's one thats not really funny but to just throw it out there
A beauty pagent finalist edition was being held in the Hiene Church and when a Dark Elf was about to be crowned Miss Lineage, the male elf janitor was spotted sweeping candy pieces on the floor and the
Announcer: You there!
Elf: Who me?
Announcer: congradulations! Your the new Miss Lineage!
A little elf walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. Minutes later a tough orc walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well. The little elf says, "I just did that." The big orc then switched to a conversion homunkulus, then to a health weapon, used over the body,zealot, frenzy, then rage but not battle roar so he was in full frenzy and he one shot the elf for 24k.
An orc walks into a bar and sits down next to an elf and a wolf. The orc asks, "Does your wolf bite?". The elf answers, "Never!" The orc reaches out to pet the wolf and it bites him. The orc says, "I thought you said your wolf doesn't bite!" The elf replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my wolf." The orc then switched to a conversion homunkulus, then to a health weapon, used over the body,zealot, frenzy, then rage but not battle roar so he was in full frenzy and he one shot the elf for 24k.
An orc walks into a library and sits down next to a young human mystic. The orc asks the human to read a book for him. The human refuses. The orc then switched to a conversion homunkulus, then to a health weapon, used over the body,zealot, frenzy, then rage but not battle roar so he was in full frenzy and the human mystic evaded. Needless to say everyone present was amazed and they all gave each other high fives.
A little elf walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. Minutes later a tough orc walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well. The little elf says, "I just did that." The big orc then switched to a conversion homunkulus, then to a health weapon, used over the body,zealot, frenzy, then rage but not battle roar so he was in full frenzy and he one shot the elf for 24k.
An orc walks into a bar and sits down next to an elf and a wolf. The orc asks, "Does your wolf bite?". The elf answers, "Never!" The orc reaches out to pet the wolf and it bites him. The orc says, "I thought you said your wolf doesn't bite!" The elf replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my wolf." The orc then switched to a conversion homunkulus, then to a health weapon, used over the body,zealot, frenzy, then rage but not battle roar so he was in full frenzy and he one shot the elf for 24k.
An orc walks into a library and sits down next to a young human mystic. The orc asks the human to read a book for him. The human refuses. The orc then switched to a conversion homunkulus, then to a health weapon, used over the body,zealot, frenzy, then rage but not battle roar so he was in full frenzy and the human mystic evaded. Needless to say everyone present was amazed and they all gave each other high fives.
Edit: beat by word-filters :(
The censored word was q u e e r.
A dwarf walks into a pub.
Kamael Barman: "So what'll it be?"
Dwarf: "You [censored]"
At this point the barman punches the dwarf in the face, the dwarf says "what did you do that for?!". The barman says "you just called me a [censored]!". The dwarf says "no no, I asked for a beer!". The barman says "oh sorry, in that case my apologies - have a beer on the house".
An orc was sat in the corner listening and he gets an idea.
He goes up to the barman and says "you [censored]"
The barman punches the orc in the face.
The orc says "what'dya do that for?". The barman says "you called me a [censored]!". The orc says "no no, I asked for a whisky and a packet of nuts".
Three guys, a Dwarf, an Orc, and Kamael all die and find themselves in the Underworld. Shilen agrees to give the three of them one more chance at redemption, but they could no longer partake in the wrongful actions that earned them their demise. So *poof* *poof* *poof*, all three were alive once more. They started walking to a nearby village, happy to be among the living and out of the Underworld.
It wasn't long before the trio happened upon a bunch of rabbits in a field, prancing along in the mid-day sun. The orc, filling with bloodlust, grabbed his sword, ran straight for the unsuspecting bunnies, and killed every single one. *Poof* the orc disappeared.
The Dwarf and Kamael shook their heads, and continued on to the village. As they approached the gates, the dwarf spied some adena laying on the ground. He eyed the adena, looking around suspiciously. The Kamael saw the Dwarf's dilemma, and
attempted to discourage him, reminding the dwarf of the Underworld. The Dwarf could not resist, bent over to pick up the adena, and *poof* *poof* the Dwarf and the Kamael disappeared.
A dwarf, Elf, orc and a human walk in to a old, dusty, dark bar.
the barman hands them their beers and walks away.
The orc looks at his beer and sees a fly, shrugs hes shoulders and drink the beer with the fly inside.
The Elf looks at his beer, sees a fly and demands a new beer.
The human looks at his beer, sees a fly, pulls its out and drinks the beer.
The dwarf looks at his beer, sees a fly pulls it out and starts choking it screaming: "spit it out ya lil bastard!"