I love your sense of humor. It's a relief from the majority of the nonsense here. But, since you asked, I'll lay out my ickiness about the possible updates:
Empower Combat: Nukers/Buffers don't need Might; ok yeah, it's ONE buff instead of two but rediculous
Empower Magic: ehh I'll say is a plus, but when did SE's get Magic Barrier?
Dance of the Blade Storm (Level 70) - Greater resist to bow attacks and less mp consumption when a bow is equipped. [Ok this is GREAT, as I just bought a bow and love it while in UD, but...]
Faster cast, but decreases the success for Power Break and Hex. - Power Break is like a what, 40% land rate right now? Hex is pretty decent on green mobs, white/yellow is better with blessed shots/empower3
Changed augment resurrection to be correct with low WIT. - SO does this mean that the 55% Active Rez on my Kesh*Kesh will be dimenished due to my WIT? THAT sucks. Might as well leave rez to the Bish/EE
Yeah, ofc you should leave rezzes to the Cardinals ... jeez!!!!!
And, when you don't have enough buffslots to accommodate the buffs and songs & dances, this change really rocks. I have had an EE in my party ask me not to give Zerk cuz it pushes off needed buffs. Come on. these new buffs are awesome, imo.