My Pants

You all want my pants, I can tell these things.

I would, but I dont think I could fit everything in them.

Big butt?

wow, i DID see a thread entitled "my Pants"

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Do potatoes wear pants?

M

kinda hafta wear pants to hide the fry and tater-tots.

i cant believe i saw a thread called my pants either.

i got my own pants...don't want yours?

but are they nice pants?

I don't care who's pants I get, I'm cold in this short skirt!

OK, I dont want Rich's pants, I want Tabbi's skirt ;-)

OK, I dont want Rich's pants, I want Tabbi's skirt ;-)

ditto!

You all want my pants, I can tell these things.

Hey, that's a loaded statement.

wow, i DID see a thread entitled "my Pants"

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lols ;) Sure did

OK, I dont want Rich's pants, I want Tabbi's skirt ;-)

lmao - ya ok, panties > pants

You all want my pants, I can tell these things.

Hey, that's a loaded statement.



Ya, my pants are fully loaded alrite :p

i cant believe i saw a thread called my pants either.

i got my own pants...don't want yours?

but are they nice pants?

They are more than nice, they are extra special and worn by me. Priceless pants. :D

I don't care who's pants I get, I'm cold in this short skirt!

*hands over one pair of darkrich pants* :o :D

Swap for skirt..? Do you have two I think riesling needs one as well. I would get one for masterofnone but I think he has plenty already. :p

These are the Mega Iron pants, correct?

I might need a pair..

M

These are the Mega Iron pants, correct?

I might need a pair..

M

Hahaha - ya you've seen me, they are indeed the ones :D

Oooo hot in demand, I knew they would be - would you liked used or new..?

Certified Pre-Owned with a manufacturers warranty would be fine, thanks!

M

lol..! Ok then, done :D

*hands over pre-owned pants nicely packaged with replacement waranty certificate*

May I suggest wearing them on your head for maximum comfort and style.

Those who must advertise are only blowing smoke. :eek:

Those who must advertise are only blowing smoke. :eek:

And those that don't, what are they blowing? :D

Is there any kind of set bonus for wearing my new set of

**DARKRICH'S AMAZING MEGA IRON PANTS** ?
**places pants on head**

M

Is there any kind of set bonus for wearing my new set of

**DARKRICH'S AMAZING MEGA IRON PANTS** ?
**places pants on head**

M

Most likely -8 Int and +10 to poisonous gas. :confused:

I don't suppose it's an AoE poison gas is it?

M

Saddam's poison gas was nothing compared to a Darkrich ****!

>.<

Those who must advertise are only blowing smoke. :eek:

And those that don't, what are they blowing? :D



lols - indeed

Mmm smoke, I think I need some more nicotine.

Is there any kind of set bonus for wearing my new set of

**DARKRICH'S AMAZING MEGA IRON PANTS** ?
**places pants on head**

M

LMAO..! You are now officially in the :cool: club. ;)

Most likely -8 Int and +10 to poisonous gas. :confused:

Hahahaha, yes yes very funny..! That set bonus only applies though when you combine the items Chilli, Egg and Beans the day before. :eek:

I don't suppose it's an AoE poison gas is it?

M

lol, ya under those circumstances its an aoe with double the normal radius. Unfortunately it also will reduce your own hp. But given the -8 to Int I dont think that will bother you. :)

Is there any kind of set bonus for wearing my new set of

**DARKRICH'S AMAZING MEGA IRON PANTS** ?
**places pants on head**

M

The real set bonus is:

-4 Intelligence
-8 Mentality
+8 Wit

And a special bonus that applies to both male and female:

+8 Breast Size - which gives you:
+4 Constitution
-4 Dexterity
+8 Sex Appeal
+8 Bounce Factor

:D

Saddam's poison gas was nothing compared to a Darkrich ****!

Beware - you have been warned..! Looks like Ima storing it up and get to unleash it @ LV81...

Insane Creative: Seed stage 3 aoe attack (Power is 8100 something)

>.<

You loooove it :p - want some pants..?

Nuku can borrow mine. ;)

M