Penix History

I'm thinking we should write our server history now, as opposed to after stuff happens. That way it'll work out best for me.

Thank You,

--The Management

i will rule dion.

you have a short history, penix.

i see wat u did there

you have a short history, penix.

Since you don't play on this server but appear in our forums quite a bit, I sense a large amount of penix envy.

is Penix reform the same as circumcision?

Maybe but when the server is going down, you'll see "Notice: Penix will be down".

the penix jokes are getting out of hand!

That's not my bag, baby!

Why do I like Penix? It's the hardest server. You'd have to be nuts not to love the PVP atmosphere we've erected compared to all those other half-cocked servers. Honestly, I don't think the other servers would have the balls to try and taint our heads to the rim with stories of how they measure up to our girth. If they did we'd give them the shaft.

Frenum.

i stand by my motto.

SUCK MORE PENIX!

Penix is truly the Prince Albert of all servers.

How about some new slogans for our beloved server:

"Penix, is it in you?"

Penix: Say hello to my little friend!

the Little People of Penix are too numerous to count.

penix has a lot of

Clarity
Organization
Charm and
Knowledge?

slogans you want ?

theres no wrong way to eat a penix!

have you had your penix today?

full of win

this thread is victorious!

If there is a poker... there also must be a reciever.
Which surv is the hole I speak of?

I always thought that Lionna and Devianne were the chalice for our Penix.

Mm.. Lionna does sound kinda hawt.
Lets shag her :o

Forum Moderators must be taking the week off. O.o Nice Thread, can't you stut-ins come up with something not so giggle-grade 3'ish? *Hugs & Kisses to the kids left out of the sandbox* :cool:

This is a giggle thread. I think you could not come up with something in the same spirit so you chose to insult the whole thread instead :/
No hugs for you, failure.

Btw: You are right on the forum mods part.. where the hell are they? I miss the pointing stick and the nursing words that help us back in the right direction.

Grade 4 in 1 1/2 months, you must be so excited. O.o *Hugs & Kisses* :cool:
(PS Just think, soon you'll be able to ask your friends if their friends' friend really likes you! Oh it'll be so exciting too.)

So much restrained anger. *makes angry grown up face* See now i look exactly like you!
Life sucks?

Sigh.

This is "that thread that will cost you all credibility if either your boss or girlfriend looks over your shoulder while you are reading or posting in it."


and cost you all forum credibility if you bother to edit a post in it, due to grammar, as if anyone cared.

You get classed as a moronic grade 3 child, and I seem angry for pointing it out. Curious, but are you currently seeking help putting a & b together or is it still in the family discussion stage? *Hugs & Kisses for the stressed parents* :cool:

Penix is nothing without some Choco Salty Balls.

suppose Sayha Merged with phoenix.

Sayha!! now with 50% more penix!