Behold! Dorfs are number one!

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Dorf section has the biggest amount of threads started! I guess we are the most popular class in the game ! lol

Hail to all the dwarfs, our mighty warriors in the land of Aden!!!
or maybe it's because they sit too much in town? :P

hail!
or maybe it's because they sit too much in town? :P

hail!

I think it's both!

Hail!
YAY *passes BEER to All Dwarfy Kin :D
*cheers*
chugs the Beer

more!
Most popular? Maybe most botted. Right Woonaloow?
Most popular? Maybe most botted. Right Woonaloow?

are you guys in a habbit of making every non-botted thread a 'must-be-botted' thread?

oh...w8... maybe you just envy to anyone who's higher\better\smarter and otwits you? Com on!

*pour me some more beer! I'm sick of hearing that nonsense!* Cheers!
just a reminder for all the dwarfs once again! *Cheers!*
geeeeez I ain't a bot and I know lots of Dwarfy who don't use a 3rd party programs, so ya shouldn't throw stones!

*passes BEERS to Dwarfy kin :D cuz we are #1 LOL
Here fellow dwarfs!!!

Another table full of beer....

*Cheers* next round is yours again.
hmm, ill pass on the beer this round.

*pours up a whiskey* ill have this, this round. cheers
*Hick* .....nice.....whi...*hick* skey
are we gonna invite girls (female dwarfs of course) to join us? *Hick* ... *pours beer* *CHEERS!*
are we gonna invite girls (female dwarfs of course) to join us?

Can you handle any of us? Females playing female dwarfs kick azz. :p
Can you handle any of us? Females playing female dwarfs kick azz. :p

You go girl! *passes 2 BEERS :D
Can you handle any of us? Females playing female dwarfs kick azz. :p

I'd be more than glad to *handle* you ;)

what server are you on, btw? ^^ Reall females playing la2 and they are dorfs? WOW... it's the same as to find an Afro-American in the North.
what server are you on, btw?

I'm on Phoenix. Best server ever! :D
I'd be more than glad to *handle* you ;)

what server are you on, btw? ^^ Reall females playing la2 and they are dorfs? WOW... it's the same as to find an Afro-American in the North.

ok woon ... Thats a silly statement; I think too much BEER for you ;)
/true :p
*starts to encourage woonaloow to a drinking contest* come on, lets see who can have most beers without falling over!

*tosses the empty whisky bottle over her shoulder and grabs a keg* ok, first to empty a keg?
/deal!
*making some secret preparations* then

*grabs a keg*

/ready?
OMG no dwarfy BEER drinking contest! Were dwarfy's ... we would run out of BEER before that happened and all we would have then is Orcy Moose Drool eeeeek :(
wake up everyone! *tosses all the drunk dorfs around*

Wake up! We've been sleeping for 3 days now! Time to drink again!

*orders a jar of beer*
*Shouting* Hey dorfss!!! Wake up! I hate drinking alone!!!!
*Shouting* Hey dorfss!!! Wake up! I hate drinking alone!!!!
*been here drinkin" without yeah .... about time you got yer lazy butt going! :D
*passes BEERS :)
Seriously, if you want to get a reaction, you can't start off with 'Dorfs are number one!'. We read that, agree and move on. :p

If you want to get the convo started you have to start with something like "dorfs suck" or "are too short to reach the keyboard". Then sit back and watch the replies (or insults) fly. :rolleyes:

Can I haze a beer now please?
*sticks up her hand from under some rubble and grabs woonaloows ankle then tosses her to the side* stop dancing on my table ><

cant even get some sleep around here. *glances at the 15 empty kegs beside the table*

hmm, we have any more?
*starting stripping* I like this table! Isabelie, come join me! ;p
We keep parting like this and we are never going to get lvled LOL
*passes BEERS WOOOOoooOOOOOT Dwarfy Party!:D
*unloads 50 gegs of beer

*looks around

*starts shouting : FREE BEER, FREE BEER
*unloads 50 gegs of beer

*looks around

*starts shouting : FREE BEER, FREE BEER
Hi Genjuron *waves and passes BEER Welcome to our Dwarfy BEER Party chat :D
Hi Genjuron *waves and passes BEER Welcome to our Dwarfy BEER Party chat :D


*stopping his strip dance for a sec and looks around*
Free Beer, ha?
*thinking for a while, then continuing the strip dance moves shouting:*
Bring it on, dorfs! Bring in all on!!!!

after some time:

*thinking: 50 gegs of Beer? Gosh...I'm gonna be drunk till I can't tell elpy from Antharas! Never mind, I'm agree!*

*turning towards Genjuron, saying:*

50 gegs, eh? How come 50 gegs, mate? Are we celebrating smth. ? Maybe some sort of successful trade or birthday?
*stops drinking like a pig and looks around *_*

* I go to 71! I got to 71!

*passes out, beer coming out of nose
*stops drinking like a pig and looks around *_*

* I go to 71! I got to 71!

*passes out, beer coming out of nose


*Stops dancing\drinking*

Guys! I bought Frintezza!! Beer to everyone!!! Cheers!!!!!!!!!
*stands in the center of the pub, and starts shouting with joy!: weeee!!!!*

*Jumping, dancing*
Isabelie, bring you best beer kegs for such an occasion!
*Stops dancing\drinking*

Guys! I bought Frintezza!! Beer to everyone!!! Cheers!!!!!!!!!
*stands in the center of the pub, and starts shouting with joy!: weeee!!!!*

*Jumping, dancing*
Isabelie, bring you best beer kegs for such an occasion!
WOW You got FRINT I gots the BEER PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
YAY CONGRATS!!
*BARF!*:eek:
Opens log book and licks pencil - Joeey: 1 week Bar clean up duty for puking on floor. Waste of Good BEER tho :( Shakes head sadly.
that was her first appearance in the pub prolly! Shame on you, Joeey!
You owe us some beer, some cleanup and a week of farming coal as a probation to prove you are /true dwarf!

*covers his nose with a handkerchief*

Gosh! I'm gonna take a fresh breath of air...this place stinks now!

*leaves the bar looking sideways at Isabelie*

Comming, hun? Aden is beautiful in the morning, I almost forgot how wonderful it is to admire the view!
I agree you Dwarfs are the best and it seems the only ones who know how to have a good time. All the others just like to moan and groan and are depressing. So this rounds on me cheers "To the best group arround."
I agree you Dwarfs are the best and it seems the only ones who know how to have a good time. All the others just like to moan and groan and are depressing. So this rounds on me cheers "To the best group arround."


Cheers!!!!!!

*whispers to Eamonn* I have some cookies hidden under the table, wanna grab a bite? ;)
Naw but thanks . :) not sure if Joeey got the whole floor cleaned up yet. But i could go for some Smoked Windsus and a mug of your best BEER :).
I'd be more than glad to *handle* you ;)

what server are you on, btw? ^^ Reall females playing la2 and they are dorfs? WOW... it's the same as to find an Afro-American in the North.

I'm a "African-American"! I will admit that it is more than a little bit irritating that I can't make a black human toon either. For me the server is Luna.
Dorfs are number ONE!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha, Nice Bump. But it is true!! :) <3
:cheers:

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there i said it !!!
Joeey I keel u!
Bwahahhhaaha keelll!!!!!!! Do it do it
Another true dwarf at heart here, hail to all dwarven brothers and sisters ;)
Hail!!!!!!
*starts to encourage woonaloow to a drinking contest* come on, lets see who can have most beers without falling over!

What kind of parties do you have? Mine ain't over until we can't lay down without holding onto the ground!

Cheers!
BEER fight!
Beer FIGHT!
party-fight - $$$ - cookies & BEER! A dwarfy's Life ROCKS! :cool:
party-fight - $$$ - cookies & beer! A dwarfy's life rocks! :cool:

yay!!!
Drunks :rolleyes:
Maho! Welcome at off. forum! Join us, help us out with your experience :p

btw, what augment is on your blunt? ^^ And what elements? thanks :))
Hehee, ty bel. Feels good to be apart with my fello dorfs :p
Ill share what i can, if you have the adena's most dorf go earth and earth attribute there skills (fatal strike) but if you wanna go cheap do water/fire for a basalt SA Health a good augment i had was winter worked well, you wanna try for something like doom, both those work well. Passive or active skills mostly good to have, some chance aug are ok but i like the passives. ;)
I'm looking for passive VR or IDN what....
Nice, VR is good, i had that once but it only works once you get past there CP also celest is another good one or refresh skill even, Now if you have the adena to use the LS lvl 80 have at it, other wise just use the 76 ones. Sure the skill may be a little less powerful but think about it how often do you get a swirly (skill augment) not a lot so in the long run you'll be able to use more LS to have a better chance to get a swirly that may want. ;)
Dorfs are number ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!